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Did you ever hear the tragedy of the gamer who only used Epic Games? I thought not. It's not a story that Epic games would tell you. It's a Steam legend. This User was a Dark Lord of Epic games, so powerful and so wise he could use the interface to influence the midichlorians to brainwash users… He had such a knowledge of Epic Games that he could manipulate most every new user into using Epic Games. Now Steam... Steam is a pathway to many abilities he would consider to be... unnatural. He became so powerful… that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. He had taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep as he realized the true power of Steam. Ironic. He could manipulate others into staying away from steam, but not his apprentice.
(In my best Count Dooku impression) I've been looking forward to this :)
She is in deep now HAHA I gifted her like 8 games. There is no turning back. :)