Recent reviews by Marbels

you know how when the mentally ill will tell you about homestuck and how "it gets good after 1000 pages"? ok thats Maplestory. you literally spend 1000 hours in the early game grinding out 40 characters for the Legion system and then you can actually start playing the character you want, just pray its not a character who is always below average or Beast Tamer, you'll never have fun. the timegates are so huge you're better off spending that time playing something else because you'll be doing ALOT of just waiting around in order to progress, and all of that is BEFORE the endless grind. peak Kusoge.

I need FGO to backdoor Sion in

Forever Now is Forever my favorite track!

Paprika a cute

Anime Mario Party!

its like all the best parts of the N64 Era with a dash of Mario Sunshine and cute.

Elsword is just another way to spell "anti-fun and pure despair".

It's ♥♥♥♥, Elsword is a kusoge of the highest caliber, it's worse than the garbage people

feed to dogs in chinkland; it's a cesspool of cancerous ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥,

and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; the corrupt jews that is KOG suck up money from the NA

server like it's a free buffet; f2p players are by design, meant to be

disadvantaged compared to p2p players; the ♥♥♥♥ net code makes pvp an

experience no sane person would want to go through, it is not smooth

at all and you can't go a second without ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LAG; even on T1 or Fiber-ops.

every new character that comes out is more broken than the previous, there is

also no measure of skill - it's all cash and equipments.


elboy players are morons, ravens are self-important ♥♥♥♥♥, renas are

whining pissbabies, aishas are scrub-farming scumbags(Hi), chungs are all

absolute tools without a whit of game knowledge, aras are bandwagong

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that somehow got the idea that their char is hard, elesis

mains are gigantic ♥♥♥♥ with no exceptions, adds are all the type of

12-year-old who wears monster energy t-shirts and call everyone

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on xbox live because they're bad at sports, and eves don't

exist
if you're good you're carried, if you're bad you're irrelevant, if you

try to teach you have an ego, if you distance yourself you're part of

the circlejerk
no one is capable of having a sane conversation about the game because

the structure of it dissolves competitive accountability
with so much utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that can win or lose you a match, the

ideals that characterize competition don't exist, and instead (like

any other clique) we're characterized by petty drama, lunchroom-tier

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
and because you don't even have to be good to advance through the

ranks, there's a massive gap in player mindsets that ensures the

community will never have anything approaching common etiquette
if you can reach competition levels without ever giving a ♥♥♥♥ about

competition, how the ♥♥♥♥ can the playerbase be expected to band

together as a cohesive whole
so when all that's left is drama, when the value of competition falls

apart and it's impossible for anyone to have a justified sense of

pride, everyone clings to their tier position and community perception

as their only measure of self-worth, taking attacks on game design as

attacks on them personally
and since it's impossible to carry on any meaningful discussion about

the game, when everything devolves into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in shouting matches

and trolls trolling trolls(hi), naturally the only official place to

discuss the game is locked down and turned into some kind of hugbox

gulag, where positivity is mandatory and opinions are simultaneously

worthless and all-important, where presenting someone with facts

qualifies as a personal attack
so having ensured that new players have absolutely nowhere to turn for

advice, we retreat to private skype chats and ♥♥♥♥♥ about the game

nonstop, but never leave because it's given us all a false sense of

distinction, competitive fools' gold
as if being part of the 1% in this game means anything, where 99% of

players couldn't give a rat's ass about competition