Hjelmern☭
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Keep on Tankin'

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Soviet Groot 29 May @ 5:40am 
LONG LIVE PALESTINE
Hjelmern☭ 3 May, 2023 @ 8:19am 
Don't worry, we can make it work! <3
rheniummm 2 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm 
This is so embarrassing but I literally have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type ♥♥♥♥ like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and ♥♥♥♥. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some ♥♥♥♥ and I had to leave the room to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.
Hjelmern☭ 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:18pm 
Long live comrade Stalin!
BeZboZhnik☭ 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56pm 
70 Years ago, Great Leader of the Proletariat STALIN :fatherofpeople: died,
the achievments of the Proletariat shall be remembered :RedStar::IS2:
rheniummm 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05pm 
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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.