I'M GONNA BE RIIIIIIIIIIICH!!!!

how much will you pay me to kill myself

No

so if i jump off a cliff does that make us friends

I will pay you to kill yourself. I've got a perfect spot all picked out for ya. You don't want to? That's fine -- call the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline, and you'll get nothing. But if you want a huge reward, you jump off that cliff and become my ♥♥♥♥♥. Take your time.

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