this is the most absurd shooter i've ever played, here's some things you can do in it:
- kidnap random soldiers and make them work for you
- listen to 80's classics while committing various war crimes
- launch people and animals thousands of feet in to the air with weather balloons
- outfit your pet horse and dog with ballistic armor
- deploy in to combat zones while wearing a tuxedo
- outsmart genetically enhanced super soldiers by hiding in a cardboard box
- beat up children
- bully a paraplegic
- turn your bionic arm in to a rocket
- raise the morale of your soldiers by assaulting them
and that's just the tip of the iceberg

this is the most absurd shooter i've ever played, here's some things you can do in it: - kidnap random soldiers and make them work for you - listen to 80's classics while committing various war crimes - launch people and animals thousands of feet in to the air with weather balloons - outfit your pet horse and dog with ballistic armor - deploy in to combat zones while wearing a tuxedo - outsmart genetically enhanced super soldiers by hiding in a cardboard box - beat up children - bully a paraplegic - turn your bionic arm in to a rocket - raise the morale of your soldiers by assaulting them and that's just the tip of the iceberg