Recent reviews by Krieg Koopa

Schutzstaffel!
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Mein Leben!

it's the best first person shooter ever made

This is the greatest game I have ever played, I have only played a mere 2 hours of TRON 2.0 and I am changed forever. This experience has not only changed my outlook on life but also has made me appreciate what I have more. Without TRON I would be empty and depressed. People, I have found the fountain of eternal youth: it is TRON 2.0. Not only should you play this game, but you should go out of your way to consume as much TRON media as physically possible, it may cure depression, it may cure cancer, it may solve world hunger. With TRON 2.0, no-one will live in poverty anymore and everybody will live a stable and happy life. TRON will be the cause of world peace, it is the only one thing that can bring the world together, even Kim Jong Un logs onto Steam every night just to play TRON 2.0, and damn does he enjoy it. TRON will end global warming, bringing the world back to a stable state. TRON 2.0 will lead us to some of the biggest scientific breakthroughs we can achieve, and it will also lead to the discovery of alien lifeforms. TRON 2.0 will help us develop and understand true time travel, as well as teleportation. The existence of TRON 2.0 will prevent the sun from dying in 5 billion years, therefore saving this solar system. TRON 2.0 will make us immortal, and overpopulation will not be an issue as TRON will lead to civilisation on other planets, somehow even including the gas planets (do not question it, TRON has it's ways). Crime will no longer be a problem with TRON, as TRON brings everybody together. TRON 2.0 will be able to grant any wish anybody asks for, it is a power that is stronger than any other, though it will only grant to those TRON deems worthy. At the end of the universes lifespan we will all be digitized and put into the TRON computer world, where we will all be safe and can continue to build our future together, digitally (and do not worry, TRON is immortal and is not affected by the end of existence, therefore allowing us to continue onwards). Thank you TRON 2.0.

I am forklift certified

Proud to be a Dead Rising fan rn (100% completed on PS5)

I opened the front door

Yikes

Straight up doesn't work. I have access to the ETA but no items or suits.

My friend said this game gave him a boner, no further comments that is all

Tried it, hated it. Was probably a revolutionary game or something tacky like that but it hasn't aged well at all. Many mechanics are just outright broken (such as stealth) even with patches, difficulty was just blatantly unfair at times, like even more-so than average classic shooters.