Recent reviews by =7Cav=SPC.Winkler.M

I am the King of the Vines
Every row tells my tale
King of the Vines
My harvest will never fail

Steel and earth in harmony
Nature bending to my will
Ancient ways meet modern steel
Standing proud upon this hill

Seven miles per hour, slow and strong
That's the way to work this land
Turn the fruit to liquid grace
Everything is as I planned

Terra madre, terra forte, vitis vinifera!

The less accomplished brother of Hell Let Loose. The bastard son of Red Orchestra. 8/10 game.

So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. 10/10 game.

Only played for 1 hour but I know I'm going to like it. Need to find some non-loser friends to do co-op playthrough.

So much fun to spend hours upon hours struggling to find barely enough food and drink to stay alive. One of the best realism immersion games I've ever played. Form a roving band of thugs with your friends and live out your murderous endtime fantasies. I've ♥♥♥♥ myself multiple times. 10/10 game.

Awesome concept. Sandbox. Nudity and violence. I am unable to devote the massive timesink required for this game. It pains me. 8/10 game.

Its cool to play co-op with your gay friends who pick trans wizards as their characters. Good graphics. 9/10

Thank you to the carboniferous period of Earth's evolution for allowing humankind to unleash the power of fossil fuels so that I may haul ♥♥♥♥ long distances at marginal cost.

Minecraft + Valheim + New World = one of the most addictive games I've ever played. 100+ hours in 2 weeks. I have never felt more disgusted and satisfied at the same time. Yelling at your co-op friends has never been better as you demand water, wood, and metal from each other until the sun sets in the sky and then demand that the person farming at the main base find a bed to sleep and pass the nighttime. The combat AI is dumb as rocks, but so am I. 9/10

I am not a 4x strategy man. I've tried Hearts of Iron and Europa Universalis and could never get into them. But this game has me by the scroat sack. Its basically a decision making simulator. You can't really mess up. All you have to do is keep someone in your family alive and just see how the game plays out. That's half the fun. You don't have to min/max or go head to head with a superpower and paint the map. You can, or you can manage your little Jarldom or Kingdom and create a witches coven, or satan worshiping religion of nudists. You can inbreed traits in your family to your hearts content to finally get an Heir of GigaChad blood. Vikings in India? How the little pigs will squeal when they hear how the old boar suffered.