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I could feel the power of the Traveler coursing through my veins as I stepped onto the battlefield, my Ghost by my side. The smell of burnt metal and the sound of gunfire filled the air as I faced off against the Cabal, determined to protect humanity from their relentless assault.

I was a Guardian, one of the few chosen by the Traveler to wield its ancient power and defend the last city on Earth. And I was ready to do whatever it took to protect the people I had sworn to defend.

As I fought alongside my fellow Guardians, I could feel the bonds of friendship and loyalty strengthening between us. The sound of our voices shouting orders and encouraging each other filled the air as we worked together to take down our enemies.

Despite the chaos and danger around us, I remained focused and determined, pushing myself to the limit as I battled for victory. But our victory was short-lived. As we made our way back to the Tower, we received a distress signal from one of our outposts on the Moon. The Hive, ancient enemies of humanity, had launched a surprise attack, and they were rapidly gaining ground.

Without hesitation, we mobilized and headed back into battle. The smell of burnt flesh and the sound of blades clashing filled the air as we fought to push the Hive back. I could feel the exhaustion weighing on me as the battle raged on, but I refused to give up. The lives of my fellow Guardians and the people of the last city were at stake, and I knew that I had to give everything I had to defend them.

Despite the relentless assault of the Hive, we refused to back down. The sound of our weapons firing and the sight of our enemies falling before us filled the air as we fought to defend the outpost and protect the Moon from their invasion. I could feel my energy reserves running low as the battle raged on, but I refused to give in. The thought of failure was not an option, and I knew that I had to keep pushing forward no matter what.

As the tide of the battle finally began to turn in our favor, I could feel a sense of hope and determination rising within me. We were making progress, and I knew that if we could just hold on a little longer, we could emerge victorious.

And then, in the final moments of the battle, it happened. With one final push, we were able to drive the Hive back and secure the outpost once and for all.

As the sounds of battle faded away and the dust settled, I let out a sigh of relief. It had been a long and difficult fight, but we had done it. We had defended the Moon and secured another victory for humanity.

As we made our way back to the Tower, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment wash over me. We had faced incredible odds, and yet we had emerged victorious once again. I knew that there would always be more challenges ahead, but I was ready to face them head on, with the power of the Traveler and the strength of my fellow Guardians by my side.
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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I could feel the guilt weighing heavily on me as I sat at my computer, watching as the macro I had programmed took over and played the game for me. The sound of engines roaring and the sight of my competitors falling behind filled the screen, but I knew that I wasn't the one responsible for my victories.

I had always dreamed of becoming a top racer, but I had never been able to put in the time and effort necessary to get there. So I had resorted to cheating, using a macro to do the work for me.

At first, it had seemed like the perfect solution. I was able to dominate the tracks with ease, and I even started to receive offers from teams and sponsors. But as the accolades poured in, I couldn't shake the feeling that I wasn't truly earning them.

As the truth about my cheating was eventually uncovered, I was banned from the racing community and ostracized by my peers. The sound of my computer shutting down and the sight of my once-proud achievements disappearing before my eyes filled me with a sense of shame and regret that I knew I would never be able to escape.
Posted 25 December, 2022. Last edited 25 December, 2022.
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91.4 hrs on record (91.3 hrs at review time)
I was a space explorer, and this was my chance to see things that no one else had ever laid eyes on. I had spent years training and preparing for this moment, and I was determined to make the most of it.

As the ship lifted off the ground, I could feel the weightlessness of space wash over me. The sound of the engines roaring and the sight of the stars flashing by filled my senses as I soared through the cosmos.

I visited countless planets, each one more exotic and beautiful than the last. I saw towering waterfalls, glowing forests, and shimmering oceans, and I marveled at the wonders that the universe had to offer.

But as I journeyed further and further from home, I couldn't help but feel a sense of longing for the familiar. Despite all the wonders I had seen, nothing could replace the warmth and comfort of home.

As I finally made my way back to Earth, I knew that I would always carry the memories of my adventures with me, and I couldn't wait to see what the universe had in store for me next.

-kBeQ
Posted 25 December, 2022. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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I could feel the pressure mounting as I stood in the kitchen of the busy restaurant, my eyes scanning the orders flying in from the waitstaff. The smell of sizzling meat and the sound of sirens blaring filled the air as we rushed to get the food out as quickly as possible.

We were in the middle of a speed challenge, and every minute counted. The restaurant that could get the most orders out in an hour would be crowned the winner, and I was determined to see my team come out on top.

I could feel the sweat beading on my forehead as I worked alongside my fellow chefs, each of us focused on getting the orders out as fast as possible. The sound of clanging pots and shouted orders filled the kitchen as we worked at a frenetic pace.

Despite the chaos around me, I remained focused and determined, pushing myself to the limit as I prepared dish after dish.

When the hour was up and the final order had been served, I let out a sigh of relief. We had done it. We had come out on top, and I couldn't be prouder of my team.

As we cleaned up and prepared to close for the night, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment wash over me. We had worked together as a team to achieve something truly impressive, and I knew that this was a moment I would always remember.
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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28.5 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
I could feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins as I strapped myself into the driver's seat of my battered old car. The smell of gasoline and the sound of the engines revving up filled the air as I waited for the signal to start.

I was a demolition derby driver, and this was my moment to shine. I had been training for this moment for months, and I was determined to come out on top.

As the flag dropped, I slammed my foot on the accelerator and charged into the fray. The sound of metal crunching and engines roaring filled my ears as I fought for position on the crowded track.

I could feel the heat of the sun beating down on me as I jostled for position, my eyes fixed on the prize. The smell of burning rubber and the taste of dust filled my mouth as I fought to keep my car moving forward.

Despite the chaos around me, I remained focused and determined, pushing myself to the limit as I battled for victory.

When the dust finally settled and the last car had been eliminated, I emerged victorious, my car battered but still standing. I let out a triumphant whoop as I raised my arms in the air, knowing that I had just given the performance of a lifetime.
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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I could feel my heart racing as I walked into the bank, my eyes scanning the room for any sign of security. The smell of polished marble and the sound of footsteps echoing off the high ceiling filled my senses as I approached the counter. I knew I was taking a huge risk by attempting this robbery in person, but I needed the cash, and I knew that this was the quickest way to get it.

I could feel the eyes of the bank employees on me as I pulled out my gun and demanded the money. My hands were shaking, and I could feel the sweat beading on my forehead as I waited for them to comply.

As they hurried to gather the cash, I glanced around the room, taking in the wide-eyed looks of fear on the faces of the customers. I knew I was causing them immense distress, but I couldn't let that deter me.

Finally, the teller handed me the money, and I stuffed it into my bag before making a run for it. I could hear the sound of sirens approaching as I burst through the doors and into the crowded street.

I knew it was only a matter of time before the police caught up with me, and I could feel the weight of my actions bearing down on me as I fled into the night.
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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214.1 hrs on record (213.0 hrs at review time)
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It was a hot, humid day in the middle of summer when we were called to deploy. The air was thick with the smell of sweat and anticipation as we packed our gear and said our goodbyes to our loved ones.

I could feel the weight of responsibility on my shoulders as I boarded the plane. I was a sergeant in the army, and my unit had been chosen to lead the charge on a crucial mission.

The sound of the engines roaring to life echoed in my ears as we took off, and I closed my eyes, trying to calm my racing thoughts. I knew the risks involved, but I was determined to see this through.

As we flew over enemy territory, the tension in the air was palpable. My heart pounded in my chest as we prepared to drop into enemy territory.

I could feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins as we landed, and I moved quickly to take up my position at the front of the line. The smell of gunpowder and the sound of gunfire filled the air as we engaged the enemy.

For hours, we fought fiercely, each of us determined to emerge victorious. And when the dust finally settled, it was clear that we had won a decisive victory.

I was exhausted, but a sense of pride and accomplishment washed over me as I looked around at my fellow soldiers. We had faced incredible odds, and yet we had emerged victorious.

I knew that this was a moment I would always remember, and I was grateful to have been a part of it.
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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48.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Once there was a young bird named Kiki who lived in the skies above the realm of Brawlhalla. She was a small, scrappy thing, with bright feathers and a fierce determination. Despite her size, Kiki was a natural born fighter, with a quick mind and quick reflexes.

Kiki dreamed of one day becoming the champion of Brawlhalla, the greatest warrior in the land. She trained tirelessly, day and night, honing her skills and learning new moves. She practiced her aim with her trusty bow, and worked on her footwork with the spear.

As she grew older, Kiki entered into more and more tournaments, hoping to earn her place among the ranks of the greatest fighters in Brawlhalla. She faced many fierce opponents along the way, but Kiki was undaunted. She fought with all her might, always striving to improve and become the best.

Finally, after years of hard work and dedication, Kiki earned her chance to enter the Grand Tournament, the ultimate test of a fighter's skills. She faced off against the toughest opponents the realm had to offer, each one more skilled and powerful than the last.

But Kiki was not afraid. She fought with all her heart, her wings a blur as she soared through the air, raining arrows and spears down on her foes. In the end, she emerged victorious, becoming the champion of Brawlhalla and fulfilling her lifelong dream.

The other birds looked on in awe as Kiki was crowned the greatest warrior in the land. They knew that she had earned her place through hard work and determination, and that she was a true champion in every sense of the word. And Kiki, for her part, was filled with pride and joy, knowing that she had achieved her goal through her own strength and skill.
Posted 4 August, 2022. Last edited 25 December, 2022.
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Once, in a far-off land, there was a group of military engineers who were tasked with designing the ultimate tank. They worked tirelessly, pouring over blueprints and testing out different designs. Eventually, they hit upon an idea that they thought would make their tank unbeatable: they would give it the ability to jump.

Excited by this revolutionary idea, they set to work building their jumping tank. It was a massive undertaking, and it took them months to complete. But finally, the day of the big test arrived.

As the engineers looked on nervously, the tank revved its engines and prepared to take off. With a mighty roar, it lifted off the ground and soared into the air. For a moment, it seemed as if the engineers' dream had come true.

But as the tank reached the peak of its jump, disaster struck. The weight of the tank was too much for its engines to handle, and it began to plummet back to the ground. The engineers watched in horror as the tank crashed back down, tearing up the earth as it landed.

In the end, the jumping tank was a complete and utter failure. The engineers learned that tanks were not meant to be able to jump, and they went back to the drawing board to come up with a new design. And thus, the story of the jumping tank came to an end, a cautionary tale of the dangers of overambition. The moral of the story is that sometimes, it's better to stick to what works and not try to fix something that isn't broken.
Posted 9 June, 2022. Last edited 25 December, 2022.
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It needs workshop integration so we can share transitions, themes and 1000 other things that people are going to come up with.

+ Did not crash so far
Posted 22 March, 2022. Last edited 30 March, 2022.
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