Hello Kaiba, how are you doing this evening? Listen, uh, I have been reading some of the congressional reports on Yugi, and well that [expletive deleted] looks about as red as can be. I mean, did you hear about his work with Alger Hiss? Don't get me started on that Ivy League [expletive deleted]. It seems Yugi has also spent a suspicious amount of time traveling in the Soviet Union. One of my sources tells me that he wept in front of Lenin's body at the mausoleum where they keep the body. Imagine that, huh? All right, well, uh, be good, and uh, get back to me.

This man is not to be trusted. My life points were at a mere 100 and he drew a +4 on me.

Mr. Kaiba, your advice on the Castro situation was quite wise, and I have been contemplating how I could've let those chumps at the CIA convince me that solving the Cuba problem would be easy. Expect to hear from my brother, Bobby; I'd like to keep a channel open. Khrushchev is flaunting his XYZ decks, and is saying he will use Link Monsters in the event of an escalation in regards to the Berlin situation. I think he's got that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yugi in his pocket.

Seto... Kaiba is it? Listen, I uh, have been thinking, and uh, well, this is just no good. Henry thinks so and I think so as well, that uh, well, you need to hush up about this business in Cambodia. It's none of your concern. I don't know what you were taught at those Ivy league schools, but this is politics, damn it, and uh, well, I just think you're out of line. Like I said, Henry thinks that, and I think that. Even the Vice President thinks that and uh, well, you know how he is. Anyway, go ahead and call me sometime, we have a lot to discuss.

Thanks for the hat, lol. I didn't expect for the giftapault came to me

Turkey Day is a Fascist holiday, you Fascist pig.