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worst raft player of all time

I've heard the allegations, and I've spared no small amount of time reflecting on the facts. SirDankosaur is a righteous ally in the fight for freedom in this age of darkness. They say he mains Warden, but I say he is more than a Warden main. He is a friend of the American people. All the more reason, that these accusations trouble me, and compel me to exercise transparency on the matter. I have to tell the truth. The unfortunate fact of the matter is that SirDankosaur, does not, in fact, have two dukes.

Nice try, Kaiba, but all the money in the world won't stop me from placing my forearm up your rectum in attack position.

Prove it.

He doesn't have Duke.