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1 person found this review helpful
39.8 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
One of, if not the, greatest metroidvanias ever.
Posted 24 March.
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23.7 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
A very good metroidvania, average souls-like, poor rendition of bloodborne.
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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17 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Holy ... this game is amazing. It is precisely the case when the phrase "bigger, better, more badass" is 100% correct. It pushes you to the absolute brink of your abilities. Even though, there are some caveats:
1. If you didn't like Eternal because of the whole "chainsaw goes drrr" and the lack of ammo - this game is not for you
2. If you don't wanna deal with literal hordes of demons - this game is not for you
3. If you didn't like platforming in Eternal - this game is not for you
4. If you didn't like the Marauders - this game is not for you
5. If you don't want to find yourself facing ridiculous fighting scenarios (tripe invisible whiplashes? A cage-fight with a Marauder under an indestructible buff totem?) - this game is not for you

If you did like Eternal and wanted even more ever since - boy, are you in for a ride of your life. You are in for one of the most entertaining, riveting, adrenaline-fueled and frantic rides of your whole gaming experience. Oh, and if you too found yourself questioning what the hell did you just witness in place of a proper last boss in Eternal - look no further, it is here.
Posted 31 October, 2020.
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103.0 hrs on record (49.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this game is N U T S. You can do basically anything in it. Highly recommended.
Posted 22 July, 2019.
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66.2 hrs on record (65.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 November, 2017.
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59.5 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)
One of the best RPGs to date.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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45.2 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Great game, lackluster optimization. Totally worth it.
Posted 9 November, 2016.
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22.8 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Dayum, son, DX 12 is SIIIIIIIIIICK!

Well, that's pretty much it. Average fps is 106 in becnhmark. i54690k, 16gb, gtx980ti

The game is great, tho. It's like the first one, but better (don't know about the plot, didn't watch any of the cut-scenes, Rhianna Pratchet, you know).

Liked the first one, so the ROTR was practically a no-brainer for me. Was NOT disappointed.
Posted 13 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
SUPER HOT
SUPER HOT
SUPER HOT

REPEAT AFTER ME:
MIND IS A SOFTWARE
BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE
Posted 26 February, 2016. Last edited 26 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Very good game. It's not too long and it's not too short. I'm about at a half of it right now (but I'm a perfectionist and have cleared all the objectives completely so far).
It looks and plays like a mix of the Mark of the Ninja + Gunpoint + Visuals of the Hotline Miami. Yes it has its own flaws, but it's developed by one man and what's the price? I've paid 289 rub. for it.
If you're looking for a cool feeling of a hard-ass edgy ninja with a personal vendetta and liked the game I've listed above, it's certainly a must-buy.
Also, the soundtrack isn't too diverse. But, then again, what's it charging you?
P.S.: TEH KATANA! M-MUH BIKER HELM!
Posted 18 July, 2015.
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