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still can't figure out what the hell this game is about???

i played this game for a little while but my mom didnt really like how voilent it was so she mad me uninstall it :(

bought this game in 2007 when it just came out in early access, over the years i keep coming back to check up on it but its pretty inexcusable that the game is still in early access, for a simple trading card game this should not have taken long to complete at all

newest game in the cucklands series by randie pitchturd, this hot pile of garbage has over 17 guns and features randomized loot across 3 levels, absolutely stunning

it also has unbelievable turn based combat somewhat akin to fallout 2 but enormously better, your jaw will drop in awe at the flabbergasting total of 4 different moves to use in this intuitive and complex violent confrontation system.

i bought this game for full price ($80) back in 2008, to see what it's turned into is sickening... i launch up the other day and try to start a mission to solo on normal to unrust myself and behold, what do i see.. "you must buy more microtransaction credits to start a mission" absolutely disgusting

this game blows my dinky, featuring 14 indoor levels to combat wizards and goblin in a small room with physics objects, and also a time trial mode. along with time trial mode the game employs a very competitive leader board for fastest time. compete with your friends to see who can crush the wizards and goblins the fastest with objects such as boulder, iron mace, and pewter plate

i come home from middleschool and play this game all day, it gets me away from the monotonous tones of life by roleplaying as a druglord in darkRP city and selling gun to homosexual gang members

if you're looking for linear gameplay you have arrived at the pinnacle of linearness

this is a game about following a novel down to the fine details, while occasionally tossing the notion of choice to the player, even though there really isn't any. go on a quest to kill some children and eat radiated food until you die. you can now also pay for garbage mods such as back pack for 5 dollars and mudcrab reskins

this game is cool and features some of the coolest game design ive ever seen such as:

brazilians in every game
jäger
screams
"que???"
jäger screams

plug my mic in and turn it up real loud and scream, this is just the perfect app for this

p.s. even though this is listed as a game it's really just a microphone testing app, works alright