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59 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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29.6 hrs on record
runs better than wilds. looks better than wilds. plays better than wilds. feels better than wilds.
Posted 21 March. Last edited 21 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
you gotta try this demo. breath of fresh air in the sea of absolutely unfun uninspired garbage coming out. cant wait to buy the full game
Posted 12 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Disgustingly predatory monetization. sublevels of currency so you don't know how much you're spending. There's no "they have to make money somehow" about this, this is actively consumer unfriendly. Not a single-player gacha game btw, multiplayer shooter gacha game with battle passes too. Did I mention the battle pass has Free, Paid then "Idiot who paid even more" tier?
Posted 8 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
beyond embarrassing performance for a 70 dollar AAA game. Deeply embarrassing visuals on computer well beyond "recommended" specifications. classic vaseline smear across the entire screen or 40 (not at all stable) frames per second for acceptable visual quality. Frame generation is also embarrassing as ♥♥♥♥ with levels of ghosting i've not seen in years. The character customisation was the only fun I had with this abysmal mess. I can't even say wait for a deep discount. Wait for this to be fixed.
EDIT: Weeks from launch, the known issues page says NOTHING about the performance. Actually, I lie. "Some effects may be displayed continuously when using certain skills, such as Peak Performance and Self-Improvement." Actually a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. Don't waste your money.
EDIT 2: Tried the game a month later and it's still entirely unacceptable... On a 4070 super. Youd think this was some indie unreal engine 5 asset flip with how bad it performs and how the textures STILL pop in jarringly. My GOD i wish I could refund this absolute slopfest mess.
Posted 1 March. Last edited 2 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
27.6 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
no battle pass. no fomo. no predatory money hungry monetisation tactics. just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good game with soul.
Posted 18 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
64.7 hrs on record (40.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
40 hours within the first five days, this game is like drugs to me. the "blood" mechanic is very very cool haha
[returning with a cape] [talking like Dracula] vas that guy bothering you
Posted 8 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
35.8 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
super fun
Posted 16 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,559.3 hrs on record
"We’ve heard loud and clear that robust customer support is a baseline expectation. Your feedback makes it clear that this should remain a standard part of membership, and we’re taking that into account." The fact they were even considering giving us less customer support than we already have is beyond a joke. This game is a tar pit.
Posted 20 October, 2021. Last edited 19 January.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
40.5 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
its ok
Posted 25 June, 2016.
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43.7 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
i love to kill my mom by crying on her feet
Posted 1 January, 2013.
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