Recent reviews by Jonquavius Smithereens

I made Michael look like Andrew Tate when his wife left him so he could get on his sigma grindset and win her back. I wish you could have done the same thing with Franklin and his girl, but shes messing with some brain surgeon or lawyer or something. She was black anyways so I got him a schizophrenic white girl that eats dry wall and soil.

AWPs too busted lol, game breaking gun. Not gonna learn how to flash/smoke out when that takes hours of effort vs them just buying 'The Big Boy' gun. You see how stupid that sounds? I have to educate myself for hours just to beat a guy due to the gun he buys? Or how about we balance the gun? It wouldn't be hard. Just take out the small zoom, or make the gun heavier (it is a magnum rifle after all, but can be rushed with like an smg???), or take it out of the game as a whole since the SSG is a sniper healthy for the game. Just do something so games dont consist of all 10 people saving for 2 rounds just to run AWPs.

Am I the only one that hates this game not because of paid mods? I mean really the story? Your wife gets murdered and child gets kidnapped. Is the story line in Fallout 5 gonna be your son ran from home or maybe they'll recycle the Fallout 3 storyline and have you look for your dad. The way power armor is used in the game is annoying. And they even tried adding a sandbox mode. Its like Fallout 3 but worse.

Here we go. I give my review here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-f22_VR0N8&lc=z134vvd4ow32spr3j23nuvpbwpfathxwj04 Very nice game 9/10. Would give 10 but they dont let you sex the gril D:

What is ESO? its a game that everyone wants, a game that everyone desires. Like skyrim but MMO. However once this game came out it was expensive as sh*t an still is and thats why this game is dead. You need at least 3 people together in this game to have fun, so dont get this unless you have friends that all want to spend $60

I have over 2 million hours on this game (don't look at my hours on steam I have this game on the n64 as well). It's a fun game but I just don't like how you can't choose your champion like league of legends. Also you're the chosen one for every guild you join. What I do like in this game is the adventures and the physics. I get bullied at school and when I get home I love shooting at people in skyrim (not irl lol I'm not white enough to do that). Shoutingatpeopleinavideogameneverwassofun/10