-rep I met this chick in a solo qeue casual match. We got to talking and became close friends, little did i know she was using me to get to my boyfriend who she thought was "submissive and breedable". I was coming home from work one late evening and smelt an unusual smell from me and my boyfriends apartment. It was a cummy smell mixed with the ripe smell of a aged big mac, My big mac that i had been aging for 4 years now! I burst through the door to see her with the burger in her mouth stroking my boyfriend who was gagged and in a maid outfit with cat ears. So i did what any respectable gentleman would do i went and put on my maid outfit and joined in.

-rep After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cs2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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