-rep I met this chick in a solo qeue casual match. We got to talking and became close friends, little did i know she was using me to get to my boyfriend who she thought was "submissive and breedable". I was coming home from work one late evening and smelt an unusual smell from me and my boyfriends apartment. It was a cummy smell mixed with the ripe smell of a aged big mac, My big mac that i had been aging for 4 years now! I burst through the door to see her with the burger in her mouth stroking my boyfriend who was gagged and in a maid outfit with cat ears. So i did what any respectable gentleman would do i went and put on my maid outfit and joined in.

-rep After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cs2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

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