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deathpallie

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Hello. My name is [REDACTED]. My goal in life is to continue the bloodline, for the extended survival of mankind.
I think of myself as a far-right medium-libertarian, but I took the online test, and it showed as a left-leaning centrist libertarian, to my surprise.
I don't like people who hurt children. The punishment for the older criminal should be harsher than normal, because the criminal has lived longer, and thus has less of his life to go through. A victim child has more of her life to go through, and thus the mental trauma may last longer for a child victim.
I don't like to stomp people who like to drink molasses. But when [Censor_beep_sound_effect_2.mp5]s step up, I'll put nine mils in their asses.
The Resident of the White House is mentally challenged, as of 2023. I think he is not fit to be th- Actually, he's not fit to be anything. Except a bloody corpse slouched over a lectern.
This is getting a bit political. Let's switch it up. A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, which is the capital city of Legoland.
Speaking of Capital Cities, lets see if the sky is falling down: No, but the man has been rescued and is now safe and sound.
Bop goes my Deagle, pop goes the weasel, drop goes the teasel.
I listen to Moon Man, and I am a fan of the Triple K Mafia. My favorite number is One Thousand, Four Hundred, and Eighty Eight.
69 creates 42, 42 grows up to be 420, but he's in China, and the date is 6/4/89.
Did you know you can create an AK47 out of playing cards?
The Branch Davidians were right. The end times are here.

-Physical Description-
Species: ♥♥♥♥ Sapiens
Race: Caucasian
Nationality: American
Sex: Male
Skin Color: Pale White
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair Style: Messy
Body Type: Chubby
Height: Six Feet, Three Inches

-Mental Description-
Thinking Style: Logical, Moral
Communication Style: Unorthodox, Convoluted
Positive Personality: Helping, Caring, Friendly
Negative Personality: Dirty, Mean, Mighty, Unclean
Overall Status: Challenged

"Six Rounds. No Compromise. Any Questions? Didn't Think So."
"Power Without Question, Authority Without Asking."
- Ahoy
"¢50 a shot, .44 Magnum: it takes two coins to cross the River Styx, so why not pay for your enemy's ticket?"
- Anarchy And Empires

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Mission Statment

I am the founder and leader of my (purely hypothetical) militia/private security company, the Wagers Humanitarian Armed Resistors (WHAR). Our mission is to reform the justice system to be more for rehabilitation, provide legal immigration methods for refugees from Russia, North Korea, and China, and transition America (and eventually the Earth and later Mars) into a Post-Scarcity Society. I am willing to sacrifice my own life for the greater good of humanity. If I ever believe later in life that my morals are compromised, I am fully willing to take my own life if my existence no longer benefits humanity.

Our Standard Issue Rifle:

Wagersradial AKP-75KU Short Specifications

Type: Short-Barreled Rifle (SBR)

Caliber: 5.7x28mm (armor-piercing, SS190 rounds, ~2,000 ft/s velocity, effective against Level IIIA body armor)

Barrel Configuration

Dual barrels, each 9.6 inches (matches AKS-74U barrel length, meets SBR definition, <16 inches, per 26 U.S.C. § 5845(a))

Single-feed system: Mechanical diverter splits one 120-round magazine to load one cartridge into each barrel simultaneously

Diverter Mechanism: Cam-driven dual-feed bolt assembly with a Y-shaped feed ramp, using a synchronized timing gear to alternate cartridge feeds to each barrel (inspired by Gatling gun principles, compact for SBR)

Magazine: 120-round high-capacity, bottom-mounted vertical carbon fiber magazine (positioned forward of the trigger guard, similar to AKS-74U’s forward magazine well, optimized for 5.7x28mm)

Charging Handle: Non-reciprocating MP5-style slappable charging handle (ambidextrous, located on both sides of the receiver, spring-loaded, allows manual bolt cycling with a firm slap, akin to HK MP5’s iconic design), with last-round hold-open feature (bolts lock back when magazine is empty)

Fire Mode: Select-fire (semi-auto, 3-round burst, 5-round burst, full-auto low-rate at ~750 RPM per barrel/~1500 RPM combined for ammunition conservation, full-auto high-rate at ~1200 RPM per barrel/~2400 RPM combined for suppressive fire and armor degradation) Weight: 8.2 lbs (accounts for dual barrels, diverter, and 120-round magazine; AKS-74U base at 5.9 lbs, adjusted for added components)

Materials

Receiver: Aluminum alloy (mimics AKS-74U’s rugged, utilitarian design)

Barrels: 4140 chrome-moly steel, cold hammer-forged

Handguard/Grip: Reinforced carbon fiber (lightweight, durable, with AKS-74U-style ergonomics)

Overall Length: 26 inches (matches AKS-74U’s compact profile, meets NFA SBR criteria)

Sights: Picatinny rail with M16-style rear iron sight (replacing AKS-74U’s iron sights)

Accessories

Suppressor: Threaded barrels for 5.7mm suppressor (reduces noise for stealth, AKS-74U-compatible threading)

Foregrip: Folding carbon fiber foregrip (mimics AKS-74U’s compact handling)

Other Notes

Optimized for flanking: Compact AKS-74U-inspired design, dual full-auto modes for suppressive fire (~2400 RPM) and ammo conservation (~1500 RPM)

Ergonomics: Ambidextrous controls, traditional layout with forward magazine well for AKS-74U-like feel, enhanced by MP5-style charging handle

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