Hello. My name is [REDACTED]. My goal in life is to continue the bloodline, for the extended survival of mankind.
I think of myself as a far-right medium-libertarian, but I took the online test, and it showed as a left-leaning centrist libertarian, to my surprise.
I don't like people who hurt children. The punishment for the older criminal should be harsher than normal, because the criminal has lived longer, and thus has less of his life to go through. A victim child has more of her life to go through, and thus the mental trauma may last longer for a child victim.
I don't like to stomp people who like to drink molasses. But when [Censor_beep_sound_effect_2.mp5]s step up, I'll put nine mils in their asses.
The Resident of the White House is mentally challenged, as of 2023. I think he is not fit to be th- Actually, he's not fit to be anything. Except a bloody corpse slouched over a lectern.
This is getting a bit political. Let's switch it up. A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, which is the capital city of Legoland.
Speaking of Capital Cities, lets see if the sky is falling down: No, but the man has been rescued and is now safe and sound.
Bop goes my Deagle, pop goes the weasel, drop goes the teasel.
I listen to Moon Man, and I am a fan of the Triple K Mafia. My favorite number is One Thousand, Four Hundred, and Eighty Eight.
69 creates 42, 42 grows up to be 420, but he's in China, and the date is 6/4/89.
Did you know you can create an AK47 out of playing cards?
The Branch Davidians were right. The end times are here.

-Physical Description-
Species: ♥♥♥♥ Sapiens
Race: Caucasian
Nationality: American
Sex: Male
Skin Color: Pale White
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair Style: Messy
Body Type: Chubby
Height: Six Feet, Three Inches

-Mental Description-
Thinking Style: Logical, Moral
Communication Style: Unorthodox, Convoluted
Positive Personality: Helping, Caring, Friendly
Negative Personality: Dirty, Mean, Mighty, Unclean
Overall Status: Challenged

"Six Rounds. No Compromise. Any Questions? Didn't Think So."
"Power Without Question, Authority Without Asking."
- Ahoy
"¢50 a shot, .44 Magnum: it takes two coins to cross the River Styx, so why not pay for your enemy's ticket?"
- Anarchy And Empires