Alright ladies and gentlemen welcome to my profile, again. Hey a quick question for you. Yeah you. Why are you so eager and desperate to check my profile? Is it me you are looking for? My achievements? Pretty sure you can ask Shaxx about those. Wait, what? You don't know who Shaxx is? What the actual frick is wrong with you? How can you not recognise one of the most alpha males out there?Time to know him through and thorough. Download Destiny 2, load Crucible and hear Shaxx yelling at you and your skills.
Well then you did well .Mara Sov is our queen for sure, but let's not forget Senjougahara Hitagi . Like look at this beauty. Can you honestly say that you don't fall in love with her? .
Yeah that happened. Honestly though just admire her .
Good. If not, then appreciate my profile picture you filthy weeb.
If you don't fix your PvP, no. Not that I am good to it, but just saying Mister Shaxx. No one loves Stasis in either Crucible or Trials. But that's not the problem with the game, innit bruf?
No Zana. I am actually not sane. I want you to step on me. I want Mommy Maven to step on me. I WANT MOMMY JOLYNE TO STEP ON ME!