I hate almonds

What's the point of a tinder group bros

Is Yuri On Ice straight?

How important is walking 10000 steps a day for health?

So you beat apathy with apathy

a celeb thread for the stopped clock hanging on the wall

I feel like I'm not smoking surfing the web properly. I'm doing too many things at once with my mouth and nose to be doing this correctly lol.

Hello, friendly local brainchan here. Post watcha got

Norge tråd. Hva synes dere om katten jeg har tegnet?

>be me
>don't be me
>don't be not me
>be not me me
>me be not
>notnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnot
>bebebebebebebebebebe
>mem
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what if you wanted to say something is both redpilled and bluepilled at the same time; would you call it purplepilled ?

Boxing is not as popular as prostitution and mail order brides but its getting there

I assume you meant to say Count, and in which case unfortunately she’s real.

Wouldn't you like to know condom face?

Suppose every person on Earth is 1 cell in a giant body, and you're a doctor.
What sickness does that worldwide body have?

anyone else like using google maps to look around complete ♥♥♥♥ areas just to explore?

Imagine having access to the internet and all of the knowledge and wisdom man has ever known.
A place where you could learn about and master any subject or skill you ever wanted in a matter of months or years.
But instead we waste time posting Andy Sixx memes and jacking off to porn

What’s the most you’ve done on a binge? Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Is $5 on a $65 bill considered an acceptable tip?

guys will this keep the demons from esceapring my clsote??

Imagine thinking a flimsy piece of cloth or paper will stop a pandemic

Who the ♥♥♥♥ returns alcohol???

It's 9am and I'm drinking bourbon. Again.

DOWN
YOUR
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
THROAT!!!!

Tripping a little too hard off a bad batch right now.

Why does online dating suck?

The End will begin on September 17th.

Sould I clean up /b/?

At what age did you grow out of metal, /b/?

CALL THE JUDGE AND GET SOME FUDGE.

Which country/region has the most degenerate hot dog? My vote goes to Georgia.

Do you have any skills? what are they? i can play guitar

Submit internet mysteries here (pic unrelated)

Right now, explain to me why cryonics in its current form is not the path to immortality and why I should not sign a contract with a cryonics company.

Why are conspiracy theorist always religious

What are progressives progressing towards?

It's over. She's being sacked. About time, too.

Can someone explain how these two are the same species?

What has he done for our country?

Mama mia! The pasta is on fire! Somebody roll trips to put the fire out!

being christian is gay, because you love a man

DO EET
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Why would she post this

Invited my neighbor for some beer and little blow.
After 30min she's asleep... Wtf

Drawthread: Vermin With Wings Edition

sign at the door it say

does /b/ enjoy my hair

why is everyone so obsessed with nostalgia?

Why do Liberals hate White people?

Small moustache man

Doge coin is going to the moon!

Found this on the road home and had to post this. You could tell some kids probably made it, but still, kinda creeped me out.

i have a lot of chinese national students in my zoom classes. what is a background i can set that is censored in china??

Today was a not so great day
I asked an online friend if I sounded like a 12-year-old boy.
>Yeah lol why
>BehindtheMask.png
I'm actually a female
I'll never be worthy of a lover, I don't stand a chance.
Anyway, how was your day anons? Let's cheer each other up if that's okays with you. -hk

every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time i go to jerk off i hear my roommate leave his room and walk around, is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ watching me or is he just so annoying he's able to sense when i'm gonna wack it and has to do something outside

What would you tell your confused boner?

I knew Merkel wouldn't give up on the great ol' chestnut of germanys golden age

Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ /b/ get down theres a sni

what are you smokers going to do when they ban methonal?

I have a PhD in molecular and cell biology. Ask me anything about my poor career choice.

All of this is in Minecraft and is not financial advice
I will tear out your spine with surgical precision
so you will continue living as the spineless cretin you are

deutschland faden

>havent been on 4chan since 2008
>check out /b/ to see what you newfigs are up to
>nothing but redneck figs who hurr durr amurica and want trumps ♥♥♥♥
The ♥♥♥♥ happened to you figguts? This board used to be great and you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it right in the ass

>in line to get your fda approved fauci ouchie
>see this
what do?

have you ever played strip poker?

No ylyl? It's 4chans birthday, ungrates

What do you see /b/?

I just spent $995 on this bible

What is the most sexually attractive dinosaur?

Hiding all of the evidence that a crime occurred was part of the crime your honor, you gotta believe me.

Is she the true God?

Winter is coming

>be me
>jason
>hi nice to meet you my name's jason
pic unrelated

daily pianotism thread

The last two decades we’ve seen an increase in corporate power and influence. Yet also an increase of left-wing ideology and attitudes.
What’s the correlation?

look. just post bad dude memes. dont ask why.

Check out this cute little thing I found /b/
Trips names him
Quads and I fry and eat it

Oh God it's happing again!!!
O

Į̵͇̫̦̫͓̠̦͇̟̯̻̪̮̼̈̃̌̒̊̾͜͝ ̴̝͎̠̼́̉̉̄̿̎̿̒͌̀͗̇͒̎̐̕͝͝Ẉ̸̦͚͔̖̜̮̝͈̱͓̖̹͓̬̱̈́̓̍̀͂́̈̇̈́Ĭ̴̡̨̡̡̨̧̧͖̯̤̹̣̻̯͍̺̬̪̬̠̞̮̰̟̬̳̭̪͙̖͂́͒̐̾̾̊́̈́̈́͆́̄́̎͒͊̏͆̓̊͑̋͆̊̕L̷̢̧̰̯͖͖̝͙̺̹̯̱̟̟͓̭̞̺̩̙͓̺̜̬̝̿̄͗̊̑͆̿́̑͗̊̌͠ͅĻ̵̧̛͇̝̱̺̬̻̯̩̾̈͋͛̃̓̓̎̽͛̕͝Į̵͇̫̦̫͓̠̦͇̟̯̻̪̮̼̈̃̌̒̊̾͜͝ ̴̝͎̠̼́̉̉̄̿̎̿̒͌̀͗̇͒̎̐̕͝͝Ẉ̸̦͚͔̖̜̮̝͈̱͓̖̹͓̬̱̈́̓̍̀͂́̈̇̈́Ĭ̴̡̨̡̡̨̧̧͖̯̤̹̣̻̯͍̺̬̪̬̠̞̮̰̟̬̳̭̪͙̖͂́͒̐̾̾̊́̈́̈́͆́̄́̎͒͊̏͆̓̊͑̋͆̊̕L̷̢̧̰̯͖͖̝͙̺̹̯̱̟̟͓̭̞̺̩̙͓̺̜̬̝̿̄͗̊̑͆̿́̑͗̊̌͠ͅĻ̵̛͇̝̱̺̬̻̯̩̾̈͋͛̃̓̓̎̽͛̕͝
Į̵͇̫̦̫͓̠̦͇̟̯̻̪̮̼̈̃̌̒̊̾͜͝ ̴̝͎̠̼́̉̉̄̿̎̿̒͌̀͗̇͒̎̐̕͝͝Ẉ̸̦͚͔̖̜̮̝͈̱͓̖̹͓̬̱̈́̓̍̀͂́̈̇̈́Ĭ̴̡̨̡̡̨̧̧͖̯̤̹̣̻̯͍̺̬̪̬̠̞̮̰̟̬̳̭̪͙̖͂́͒̐̾̾̊́̈́̈́͆́̄́̎͒͊̏͆̓̊͑̋͆̊̕L̷̢̧̰̯͖͖̝͙̺̹̯̱̟̟͓̭̞̺̩̙͓̺̜̬̝̿̄͗̊̑͆̿́̑͗̊̌͠ͅĻ̵̧̛͇̝̱̺̬̻̯̩̾̈͋͛̃̓̓̎̽͛̕͝
Į̵͇̫̦̫͓̠̦͇̟̯̻̪̮̼̈̃̌̒̊̾͜͝ ̴̝͎̠̼́̉̉̄̿̎̿̒͌̀͗̇͒̎̐̕͝͝Ẉ̸̦͚͔̖̜̮̝͈̱͓̖̹͓̬̱̈́̓̍̀͂́̈̇̈́Ĭ̴̡̨̡̡̨̧̧͖̯̤̹̣̻̯͍̺̬̪̬̠̞̮̰̟̬̳̭̪͙̖͂́͒̐̾̾̊́̈́̈́͆́̄́̎͒͊̏͆̓̊͑̋͆̊̕L̷̢̧̰̯͖͖̝͙̺̹̯̱̟̟͓̭̞̺̩̙͓̺̜̬̝̿̄͗̊̑͆̿́̑͗̊̌͠ͅĻ̵̧̛͇̝̱̺̬̻̯̩̾̈͋͛̃̓̓̎̽͛̕͝
Į̵͇̫̦̫͓̠̦͇̟̯̻̪̮̼̈̃̌̒̊̾͜͝ ̴̝͎̠̼́̉̉̄̿̎̿̒͌̀͗̇͒̎̐̕͝͝Ẉ̸̦͚͔̖̜̮̝͈̱͓̖̹͓̬̱̈́̓̍̀͂́̈̇̈́Ĭ̴̡̨̡̡̨̧̧͖̯̤̹̣̻̯͍̺̬̪̬̠̞̮̰̟̬̳̭̪͙̖͂́͒̐̾̾̊́̈́̈́͆́̄́̎͒͊̏͆̓̊͑̋͆̊̕L̷̢̧̰̯͖͖̝͙̺̹̯̱̟̟͓̭̞̺̩̙͓̺̜̬̝̿̄͗̊̑͆̿́̑͗̊̌͠ͅĻ̵̧̛͇̝̱̺̬̻̯̩̾̈͋͛̃̓̓̎̽͛̕͝
Į̵͇̫̦̫͓̠̦͇̟̯̻̪̮̼̈̃̌̒̊̾͜͝ ̴̝͎̠̼́̉̉̄̿̎̿̒͌̀͗̇͒̎̐̕͝͝Ẉ̸̦͚͔̖̜̮̝͈̱͓̖̹͓̬̱̈́̓̍̀͂́̈̇̈́Ĭ̴̡̨̡̡̨̧̧͖̯̤̹̣̻̯͍̺̬̪̬̠̞̮̰̟̬̳̭̪͙̖͂́͒̐̾̾̊́̈́̈́͆́̄́̎͒͊̏͆̓̊͑̋͆̊̕L̷̰̯͖͖̝͙̺̹̯̿̄͗̊̑͆̿́̑͗̊̌͠

♥♥♥♥ cyclists

Why should I work or pay taxes in a society where I`m denied sex? why should I contribute to a system that doesn`t reward me with the most important thing in life: pink ♥♥♥♥♥.

What happens in a country when over half of the citizens become “domestic terrorists”?

I just tok look in grandma's medicine cabinet (she has cancer and gets all the good drugs) whie she is gone to the grocery store with her caregiver and fonded these pills like the one here
How many to get high? First time drug user here looking to get euphoria like I hear about with the codeine and a cup from rap music

>DONT SHTOP
>BEREEBING
>HORD ON TO THE FEERING
>STREETRIGHTSH
>PEEPER
>OooOOOOo

if you don't like onion rings, you ought to be executed

Palms sweaty, knees weak, throte ready

Can anyone explain with exactitud why in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell this people are like this?
And then, why are we under the 'mrican yoke?
It's time to stop them..

3 things that just piss you off

i did not flush the toilet this morning, now i just wait them to get up

It's time to stop masturbating. Do I need to say anything else?

Yellow, in the form of yellow ochre pigment made from clay, was one of the first colors used in prehistoric cave art. The cave of Lascaux has an image of a horse colored with yellow estimated to be 17,300 years old.

I have 1TB of games on my PC and I have no desire to play any of them. What do?

You get a gf tomorrow

Any of you own one? Are they great? Will the silicon survive a nuclear blast? These are all important questions, asking for a friend

well?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anyone up for a Sunday nostalgia or comfy thread? Trains, architecture, all cool pics welcome. We summon fall ITT

My only friend calls me to ask me things I have no clue how to answer.
>be 5 mins ago
>watching YT bs
>phone starts ringing
>It's my bud
"Hey man whats going on?'
>"do you know the number for the IRS?"
>wat.png
"No. You should probably google that."
>"ok well I'm pretty busy over here so imma have to hop off"
Ok dude.....bye
What the ♥♥♥♥? He keeps doing this? Calling me and telling me he has to go.

I used Read Chan from playmarket and it stopped working, what the heck?

"You don't have a gf? Just be confident and say hi to her, it always works for me"

do dogs know they're dogs

Ignore all /pol/tards edition, do not engage their low IQ memes, create better threads edition.

Why do right-wingers love this movie so much?

What happens when Zelensky finally overdoses?

I have the symptoms of a chronic disease but I don't actually want to live my whole life with it
what should I do before I eventually die

>literally just water + alcohol
Who the ♥♥♥♥ buys this ♥♥♥♥?

imagine the smell
IMAGINE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMELL!!!!!1!!!1!!!!

I just laid a fart that would make josh jealous

ROMEO AYO ROMEO WHERE YO FINE WHITE ASS BE AT ROMEO?

Do republicans really wear diapers now?

What gives your life meaning /b/? Or is it devoid of meaning?

Have you thanked him for saving the board yet?

Wisco wins

Does this demented pants ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think they have babies out their anus?

broccoli haircuts