2024 Quotes

"Joe you're built like a Woodlouse bro" - Ellis to Joe

“I need a factory new woman” - Niche

“I don’t fit in this chair I got too big of a bunda” - Niche

“Esexing with a ouija board” - Joe

"Boys buy fleshlights, men hunt for them" - Joe

"But what does it mean if I flicked it off me :c" - Ethan

2023 Quotes

"Don't get between a man and his raid. I will punch you" - Cam

"Most people edge with sex but I like to do it with farts" - BigDogNath

"He’s fat, His mums fat, His ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cats fat" - BigDogNath

"Idk why but the sperm cramps are hittin diff rn" - Niche

"i'll swipe right out of pitty" - BigDogNath talking about a girl on tinder

"i literally wish i could shag me sister to make money" - Welcome2insanity

2022 Quotes

"♥♥♥♥ for me, kitten" - Ellis

"you know in Madagascar when that lion sees everyone as steak" - Welcome2insanity talking about his thoughts on women

“She was wearing me like a sock puppet” - Knobsock

"how do you race in swimming, you're just swimming really fast" - Gorg

"i wish i was on kitchen nightmares because everytime gordon would shout at me I'd get hard" - Nox

"God Nathan, you actually need feeling up by an old man" - Fitch

"you have a 50% win rate in Hinduism" - Knobsock to Niche

"would you bang a sheep, it would be soft" - Fitch

"she emoaned" - Fitch

"imagine being a girl"- Fitch on the topic of ♥♥♥♥ sizes

"nowt wrong with a bit of poo" - Welcome2insanity

"the sun is trolling the earth no kizzy" - Niche

"you'll probably get a bowling ball confused with a coconut and try to break it for food like the monkey you are" - Knobsock

"esex later?" - Niche ,
"No. sex later?" - Knobsock ,
"No. real sex is cringe" - Niche

"i aint guessing no tuk tuk land" - BigDogNath

2021 Quotes

"He grabbed my area" - Welcome2insanity

"Isn't that Lucian" When talking about Wukong - Knobsock

"she can do anything to my anus " - " that big black ♥♥♥♥♥ stand out moment " - BigDogNath

"He's not only gay he's also charred" - Knobsock about Niche

"You seen how much back a cows got" - BigDogNath

2019 Quotes

"That new cat trailer is horrifying" ~ Douchebag Dockray...
..."Actually i found it quite arousing" ~ ORM

"Is that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leg or a tree trunk" ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

"Thunder Thighs!!" ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

"Looks better than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that weird bastard was on about" ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

2018 Quotes

"YOU ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

“HaHa, It Looks Like Hes Eating An Anal Bead” ~ Patrick

“Oh, A Love Hotel? I’ve Been In One With My Dad Before” ~ Jay / Elicit

“... I might just do my dad” ~ Jay / Elicit

"i might be Douchebag Dockray but you two are just utter ♥♥♥♥♥" ~ Douchebag Dockray

2017 Quotes

" *spams keyboard* , DO I SOUND RICH YET? " ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

" CHUFFIN HELL " ~ Me

" When Life Gives You Lemons ... ... Squirt People In The Eyes " ~ Mexican Motty

" WHY IS MI TEAM DEAD " ~ Callum / Sweet Pastill

" And I Bought Him , And I Bought Him , Comes Wi Gun N Stuff " ~ Kieran

" I May Have A Small One, At Least Its Inside Your Mum " ~ Jubby

" GET OFF THE WALL GAME!! " ~ Callum / Sweet Pastill

" Hey I've Got Another One... *Pauses A Few Seconds* ...Crap I Forgot It " ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

" Problem, Problem?! " ~ Jubby

" You Are Required... ...I Ment Retarded " ~ Taylor / DJ JAZZY JEFF

" Haha ,You Know " ~ Callum / SweetPastill

" STINKY CHICKEN!!! " ~ Jubby

" *Makes Sex Noises* IM A TRANSFORMER " ~ Random

" I Think Hes A Bit Of A ♥♥♥♥ XD " ~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

" Pee, Poo, Pow " ~ Callum / Sweet Pastill