Damsel of Distress
𝔇𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔢𝔩   Montreal, Quebec, Canada
 
 
:adulterer: your friendly neighbourhooud brujah :cony_brujah:
:adulterer: emotionally traumatized from greedfall :GFeye:
:adulterer: #1 kruber simp :empireskull:
:adulterer: recovering from sir brante :Brante:

i like RPGs, strategies, hack'n'slashes, and story-rich games. if i can run around in a fancy feathered hat with a cool sword, that's a plus. i'm also a history grad student, which means i always have better things to do, but i'm rarely doing them. i like to think i'm pretty cool.

i accept 99.9% of friend requests, unless your profile is private, you're a friend collector, and/or you're just trying to create a menagerie of women in your friends list lmfao


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she always looks like she's about to burst into tears
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總時數 5.3 小時
最後執行於 5 月 21 日
成就進度   1 / 84
總時數 1,692 小時
最後執行於 5 月 21 日
總時數 234 小時
最後執行於 5 月 20 日
((((Semyon The Great)))) 6 小時以前 
Yes, at age 218, I am older than nearly every other registered account holder on Steam. And yes, I have a lot of money to spend. But that is as a result of my having gone to WORK over the decades in order to EARN it all. Consequently, I now take deep umbrage at folks who ask that I simply "give" them something. NOBODY, but nobody, ever gave me nothin' as I WORKED my way through life. Bottomline: don't ask me to "gift" you things. I don't like it, so don't do it.
Y E E T 5 月 19 日 下午 10:21 
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((((Semyon The Great)))) 5 月 19 日 上午 1:02 
I used to work at a tire factory, but I quit that job since I felt tired all the time. So I started working for an exhaust factory instead, and I ended up quitting that one since I was so exhausted. Then I switched fields and went into banking, but that job did not last since I lost interest. Next, I worked for the IRS but quit that job too since it was too taxing. I then got hired at a crematory, but I got burnt out. But after all of this, I finally found a job that I can really see myself doing at a mirror factory.
𝑨𝑽𝑮𝑽𝑺𝑻𝑽𝑺 5 月 18 日 上午 9:50 
:toadPepe::PinkMagnet::CyanMagnet::wavetree::retrosun2000::wavetree::CyanMagnet::PinkMagnet::toadPepe:
:CyanMagnet::wavey::wavey::PinkMagnet::toadPepe::PinkMagnet::wavey::wavey::CyanMagnet:
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:CyanMagnet::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::CyanMagnet:
:toadPepe::PinkMagnet::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::PinkMagnet::toadPepe:
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((((Semyon The Great)))) 5 月 17 日 下午 7:33 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
((((Semyon The Great)))) 5 月 17 日 上午 10:24 
I will never even think about killing myself. I have never thought about killing myself. I never put myself in any danger or risk of death. I never go outside. I don't have a job. My house is nowhere near any plane paths, trees, or roads. I have no knives, no scissors, nor anything sharp enough to kill myself with. I have no rope. My identity is entirely falsified on the internet. There are no poisonous plants or animals near my house. I eat healthy and provide food for myself. I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or soda. I don't eat fat, sugar, or salt. I exercise properly. I stretch every night before going to bed. I always sleep 10 hours. I burn 1200 calories every single day. I live near a hospital and have immediate access to them when I am put in any danger. I have a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Every corner in my house is safely cushioned. I am only 20 years old and I have nothing wrong with me. In other words, it is impossible for me to die unless someone else comes here to kill me.