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I used to work at a tire factory, but I quit that job since I felt tired all the time. So I started working for an exhaust factory instead, and I ended up quitting that one since I was so exhausted. Then I switched fields and went into banking, but that job did not last since I lost interest. Next, I worked for the IRS but quit that job too since it was too taxing. I then got hired at a crematory, but I got burnt out. But after all of this, I finally found a job that I can really see myself doing at a mirror factory.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

I will never even think about killing myself. I have never thought about killing myself. I never put myself in any danger or risk of death. I never go outside. I don't have a job. My house is nowhere near any plane paths, trees, or roads. I have no knives, no scissors, nor anything sharp enough to kill myself with. I have no rope. My identity is entirely falsified on the internet. There are no poisonous plants or animals near my house. I eat healthy and provide food for myself. I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or soda. I don't eat fat, sugar, or salt. I exercise properly. I stretch every night before going to bed. I always sleep 10 hours. I burn 1200 calories every single day. I live near a hospital and have immediate access to them when I am put in any danger. I have a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Every corner in my house is safely cushioned. I am only 20 years old and I have nothing wrong with me. In other words, it is impossible for me to die unless someone else comes here to kill me.

I wish you a happy weekend