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24 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
the dialogue seems a little more whimsical than last 2 games. and less weapon selection. but overall its max payne. 10/9
Posted 3 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
153.6 hrs on record (141.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
not 1.6 but 1.6 isn't 1.6 any more either. i miss the real gungame. but overall is counterstrike 5/5
Posted 18 January, 2022.
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6.2 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Not a bad multiplayer shooter. Free. Portals are fun. Some of the maps have a bad layout. just a couple. Im not sure whats more fun, this or halo. prolly this cuz halo is a little slow. it's no battlefield, but its free and more fun than bf2042 currently is and halo as well. kinda similar to old school quake.
Posted 9 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
52.7 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
ok i've played this game 9 hours in the like 2 years since i bought it. ok it's not that it's a bad game it's just that much like gta5 which i have like 24 hours over the whole lifetime of game, the sandbox is too fun. I booted it up the other day and i had something to finish so i left it running in the background for like 30 minutes. hearing the random conversations from people walking by arthur play in my ear. anyway i finally go back to game and it's been months since i've last played. so naturally instead of looking at the last mission. i decide to try out my controls again.

in the process i wandered onto some kind of trail, accidentally drew my gun on a guy while trying to figure out how to switch weapons. then had to kill that guy. i couldn't remember if this game was like metal gear and hitman about the dead bodies. i saw a prompt to loot and carry so i looted the corpse for 38 cents and 6 bullets. then i decided to drag the dead body into the bushes. but someone saw me and ran off to get the cops. then 2 guys showed up and started shooting at me so i had to kill them and hide their bodies. and steal the horse that didn't get shot. then i decided to try my lasso on a deer. it pulled me to the ground and then jumped in the river and swam to the other side and ran away. so after i dust myself off i hear some talking in a ravine below. apparently a stagecoach robbery. i try and hobble down the side of a sheer cliff as best i can since this game is more realistic with the damage than other games im used to.

i get there too late to stop the robbery and murder. but i kill the robbers and loot their corpses for justice. then i take the stagecoach since it's the first vehicle i've run across and proceed to try and navigate a stagecoach through the forest and trees back to my camp. i may or may not have shot a bunch of people along the way.


anyway about 10 hours in and i still haven't gone past the first game mission. 10/10 would recommend.
Posted 2 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
i've only been playing 4 hours according to steam and im only on like the 4th stage but so far i would say if you like 3rd persion action games like god of war and jedi fallen order, than try this out. its in the same vein. but kinda difficult even on normal. i almost uninstalled at one point like argh how am i supposed to get past these clowns. but so far i dont regret the 10 dollars or whatever i paid for this game. it's also got some not hard puzzles and a little bit of platforming thats not too tough. so far it's story and combat im enjoying the most.
Posted 14 May, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
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13,421.6 hrs on record (7,186.1 hrs at review time)
7000+ hours later. i love this game. but i hate my tm8s.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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