You're my favorite parasite. No, ringworms my favorite parasite. You're my second favorite parasite. No I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague, and then you.

Uncle: Well, it is you. Well, I never. I thought you was dead, boy. Dead.
John Marston: Uncle?
Uncle: The very same. Come here. I saw you going into the bank and by the looks at things, you ain't robbed it.
John Marston: I've gone straight.
Uncle: Bull crap!
John Marston: No, for real. Well, I'm trying.
Uncle: All these years, you aint changed a bit. Maybe a little bit. I thought you was dead.
John Marston: Not yet. Well, I got some things to take care of.
Uncle: Oh, not a problem. I'll come too.
John Marston: No, you don't have to.
Uncle: Oh, I'm real sick, John. Lumbago. It's a slow and painful death, my brother.
John Marston: Evidently.

+Speak up Behiç, did you swallow your tongue ?
-This city has swallowed lots of maniacs Çakır, one day it will swallow you too
+You don't mind that part Behiç, we will get on with Istanbul
-I wish you killed me like a man
+Well, but to die like a man, you have to live like a man Behiç
DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE YOU MANIAC, CAN'T WE ENJOY WHAT WE'RE DOING
-BASTARD
+What?
-You blasted bastard
+What did you said?
+BASTARD

How to create Nuclear bomb

1. first grab your Uranium-238 (from amazon)
2. boil the uranium until it is a gas
3. Run the gas through a cell membrane and capture uranium-235 particles
4. now repeat until you have 33 pound or 14-97 kg of said uranium-235
5. now buy 10 pounds / 4.54 kg of trinitrotoluene
6. encase trinitrotoluene in a steel box
7. now put in the Uranium-235 inside said steel box with minimum 90% concentration
8. place fuse from trinitrotoluene to a switch (remote controlled is recommended)
9. detonate the trinitrotoluene causing nuclear fission and nuclear detonation