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This game shows how bad businnesman Sidorovich is

This game makes you piss even tho you can't because you're empty.

This game teached me how to be a real sociopath ! And the most important, it gave me a reason why I shoudn't warm my spaghetti 6 times after putting it out from the fridge..

Hellol comrade.
Welcome to Arma 3 ! The place where the war is real !
My name is Pavel and I am local war criminal from CSAT, I am going to teach you how to fight in this place of nothing !
So yes comrade, you got the kalashnikov ? It's simple how to use it ! You just need to reload and shoot ! What if it gonna jam ? You just throw it on the ground and Russian Dance on it ! Then pick it up and it's like new !.

Now comrade, you got a car and you see the tank. You propably wonder how quick you gonna die ? Not today ! Now u
have the oportunity to attack ! Just ram your car into a tank and it gonna fly away to the nearest country on the continent !

Now comrade, you have the most important training. Do you see that helicopter who wants to steal vodka from your friends ? You need to put the huge buildings on your car ! You need to put the whole hospital on your car vertically and rush on that helicopter ! Good luck with fly swapping !

Okay comrade, you got the basic training, now you have to serve the fatherrland and kill everything what is moving ! Dosvidanya !

When community makes better sounds and sights than developers.

One year before I had 60 fps, now I have 20. What the ♥♥♥♥ is going with this game ? + There's more cheaters and this game is more pay2win.

This game is a perfect example of Paradox Interactive's greedy soul.

Devs are making new DLCs and in a same time they're integrating the previous ones just so they could increase game's price. (The basic game's price is insane)

The game engine is also a bad joke. The Clausewitz engine literally uses only one core in CPU which makes this game lag like hell. After 1941th this game is slower than my granny when she's walking.

AI is also a bad joke, Salvador makes 80 divisions and they use all their mannpower, the whole AI's division spam makes the game run like a trampled snail.

Also the DLCs price is a joke too. In this current stage, you simply gonna buy the basic game and take the DLC from ''other pages''

7 Days to Die. The game who conquered my heart. I started to know about this game by YouTube in 2014th and I bought that game in 2017th. I really enjoyed and I enjoy playing that game. Even tho it still has lots of bugs and the optimalisation is not existing, I am really happy with my friends playing it in CO-OP.

Pros
-The climate
-Great music in base <3
-It's the classic game for zombie fans
-Infinite passes for editing the terrain
-Very enjoyable playing Co-OP
-Game is still supported
-Small but smart details
-Lots and lots of solutions for creating bases

Cons
-Optimalisation sadly is not existing
-Game is still in Alpha
-The graphics are not that great
-Soundtrack in bloodmoon is kinda annoying
-Guns are too much quiet, they should be alot louder
-There's still lots of bugs

But we need to say something. This game is not for everyone, this games can get the heart of Zombie games lovers. 7 Days to Die is basicly one of the most knowed survival games about zombies.

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W Mojej Całej Przygodzie Steam Nigdy nie Widziałem takiej Wspaniałej Gry Zwaną ''Half-Life 2''

W Tej Grze Mogłeś Odczuwać Jednocześnie Frajdę , Wczówać się w Fabułę oraz Bać się Jej.

Half-Life 2 Jest Najlepszą Grą SinglePlayer którą Można sobie Wymarzyć.

Zalety Tej Gry

+Super Grafika jak na Rok 2004
+Super Fabuła
+Bardzo Ciekawa Fizyka np: Propów
+Ciekawy Rodzaj Strzelania
+Mod Syrengy na Co-Op
+Różne Bronie Sprawdzające się Na Różnych Etapach Rozrywki
+Gra jest Wciągająca
+Totalny Rozpiernicz
+Bardzo dobra Optymalizacja

Wady gry
-Czasami są Bugi z Postaciami
-Konsola na Cheaty
-Czasami Bugujemy się w Ścianach

Grę Oceniam na 9.5/10