My Current Gaming PC (Got in July 2023):

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My First ever Gaming PC (Got in July 2014):

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Operating System 2:

1) “Apu, if I’ve learned anything, its that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Homer Simpson

2) “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.” – Kent Brockman

3) “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.” – Homer Simpson

4) “I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.” – Homer Simpson

5) “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

6) “Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” – Homer Simpson

7) “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” – Homer Simpson

8) “Come on, Bart. Cartoons don’t have to be 100% realistic.” – Lisa Simpson

9) “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible.” – Ralph Wiggum

10) “You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have—a dinosaur.” – Homer Simpson

11) “Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?” – Homer Simpson

12) “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!” – Homer Simpson

13) “You don’t win friends with salad.” – Homer Simpson

14) “Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.” – Nelson Muntz

15) “Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” – Homer Simpson

16) "Y'ello? You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel." – Homer Simpson

17) Bart: "TV sucks"

Homer: "I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.”

18) “To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?” – Homer Simpson

19) “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'” – Homer Simpson

20) "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse."

"Oh, that's bad."

"But it comes with a free Frogurt."

"That's good."

"The Frogurt is also cursed."

"That's bad."

"But you get your choice of toppings."

"That's good."

"The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate."

"..."

"That's bad."

"Can I go now?"

21) “Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle Bart threw up there

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee but... Mmmm, sacralicious.”

22) “A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!” – Homer Simpson

23) “Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?” – Homer Simpson

24) “I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?” – Homer Simpson

25) “What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.” – Homer Simpson

26) “No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.” – Homer Simpson

27) "I guess you could say he's barking up the wrong Bush. There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you've ever said and nobody heard it. D-ohh!" – Homer Simpson

28) Lisa: "Dad, who's watching the TV at 3:17 am?"
Homer: "Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners."

29) Bart: "But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?"

Homer: "Absolutely. My prices are so low you'll think I've suffered brain damage."

Bart: "You are fully bonded and licensed by the city aren't you?"

Homer: "Shut up, boy."

30) “Now we play the waiting game…Aww, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!” – Homer Simpson

31) Homer's Brain: "Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology."

Homer: "That sounds too complicated."

Homer's Brain: "Okay, don't use reverse psychology."

Homer: "All right, I will!"

32) “Look at this country: U-R-Gay!” – Homer Simpson

33) “Stupid family going to stupid Flanders' stupid barbecue. What if they got back and I was dead from not eating? Then they'd be sorry. They'd say, 'Oh no, why did we go to Flanders barbecue? Why did we leave Homer all alone without any food?' And I'd be laughing. Laughing from my grave. Heh heh heh.” – Homer Simpson

34) Homer: "Look, kids. I just got my party invitations back from the printers.

Lisa: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB." What's the extra "B" for?"

Homer: "That's a typo."

35) “Stupid TV! Be more funny!” – Homer Simpson

36) “Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.” – Homer Simpson

37) “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.” – Homer Simpson

38) Homer: "Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um... let's see, poison."

Lisa: "What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?"

Bart: "Poison pizza."

Homer: "Oh no, I'm not making two stops."

39) Mr. Burns: "Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo!"

Lisa: "I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death."

Bart: "And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas."

40) "Oh! My ovaries!" – Bart Simpson

41) Blue-Haired Lawyer: "But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?'"

Sideshow Bob: "No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"

Juror: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."

42) "It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!" – Mr. Burns

43) "That is some outfit, Scoey. It makes you look like a homosexual."

(booing)

"Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!" – Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain)

44) "Oh, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening." – Homer Simpson

45) "DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?" – Homer Simpson

46) "Oh, fudge... that's broken. Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear but I am going to kick this doghouse down! – Homer Simpson

47) "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!" – Homer Simpson

48) "Le Grille? What the hell is that?" – Homer Simpson

49) "Stupid, sexy Flanders!" – Homer Simpson

50) "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that." – Homer Simpson

51) "Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff." – Moe Szyslak

52) "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman. – Homer Simpson

53) "I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and weird. It'll happen to you." – Grandpa Simpson

54) "Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S, I am not a crackpot." – Grandpa Simpson

55) Moe: "The Garage? Hey, fellas, the garage."

Homer: "What do you call it?"

Moe: "A car hole."