The Penis paradox
My name is Sam   France
 
 
Hello i'm Sam, i love cats and death metal
Proffesional penis philosopher.
I'm prolly the one who screamed in the chat
I'm chilling brah....
I'm french and I do not live it nicely.
There is cats in my background
Also don't mind adding a comment idk it's cool show me how cool u are :)

























































































































































































































































































:ujel:















































































































































































































































































































https://steamproxy.net/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1062449006&token=3pqCbjFo
Currently Offline
Artwork Showcase
This is my cat, a piece of artwork
3
Workshop Showcase
Hey :) i'm Sam What does this mod do? Basicaly, (almost) all the quality 4 passive items has been remade, adding more sparkle, blood, colours, silliness. I've tried to stay in the same style of the game. It's my first, EVER mod so please be as mean as poss
Review Showcase
60 Hours played
Amazing dynamic gameplay, comparable to Titanfall 2, Dark Souls 2, Ultrakill. It's a bit harsh at the begining but it's EXTREMLY rewarding, regardless of the time you'd pass on the game.
INFINITE REPLAYABILITY. Side quests are at the same level as the main quests!
The lore is incredibly complex, better than Baldur's Gate and Elden Ring and even Destiny COMBINED.
The drawing are so well made that any artists should take anatomy references from these masterpieces
The price is totaly not justified for a game better than some Nintendo foreskin games at 70$, this game should cost at least 80$.
No microtranslation nor Battle pass: they know what a good game should do.
Pleasant DLC's at pleasant prices too, i can't see a better game than this one

In conclusion, everyone should have this game in their library.
Score: I'd say 20 / 10 but the limit is 10 so i say: 7/10
Recent Activity
56 hrs on record
last played on 16 Jan
165 hrs on record
last played on 16 Jan
1 hrs on record
last played on 16 Jan
The Penis paradox 24 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am 
Why would someone ever do thagt
Jeddy boy 23 Sep, 2024 @ 6:00pm 
Honestly, excellent taste in games and an even better giver of reviews. Genuinely sat and read a bunch of them, eating some lasagne and pipeline punch monster energy drink. :slugcatsleep:
I Ziptied My Balls to a Brick 7 Aug, 2024 @ 11:27am 
Erm, this is embarrassing...I wish you would have told me your a GIRL!! I would like to give you my sincerest apologies for calling you the n-word in Call of Duty Warzone, as I was under the assumption that you were yet another filthy degenerate man. But boy am I glad I was wrong! I would be ecstatic to get to know you, especially before you are taken (being a gamer girl automatically puts you in the top 1% of attractiveness to us men) so please please please accept my friend request!!
The Penis paradox 6 Aug, 2024 @ 4:13pm 
TRUMP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I Ziptied My Balls to a Brick 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27am 
Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣
8:00: get on 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 trans bus🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈😧
8:40: transgender class
9:00: burn flag school😦
9:30: blm terrorism class🤯
2:00: Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣
3:00: vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨
Republican School 🇺🇸
12:00 praise American flag😏
1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍
2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸
3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸
4:00. Muscles class👍💪
Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸
Which school better smart?🧐
Sonnyy 30 Jul, 2024 @ 10:46am 
Slurp!