I Ziptied My Balls to a Brick
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Bosorkun 2 Mar @ 11:35am 
kazakhstan :steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy:
Nazuluhis 16 Jan @ 11:22pm 
erm ackually its banskwinmening
Wisey 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:51am 
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ash 19 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18pm 
I turned myself into a pickle, morty! I'm pickle riiiiiiiick! ahahaha *farts*
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Primus 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm 
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.