I Ziptied My Balls to a Brick
Zachary   La Grande, Oregon, United States
 
 
the government puts hydrogen hydroxide and dihydrogen monoxide in the water to make the frogs gay :steamhappy: :steamhappy: :steamhappy: :steamhappy: :steamhappy:
Glory to Arstotzka
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Wisey 2024 年 11 月 30 日 上午 10:51 
🦃🦃😁HAPPY 👏 SPANKSGIVING👋🦃 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥❤️😍 I’m SO thankful 🥰😁 to have a FILTHY 😱 SLUT 😋 like you 🫵 in my life 🥰❤️ So whether 🤨 you’re a 👀 PROMISCUOUS🤤PILGRIM🧔‍♂️🎩⛵️ or 🤔 a NAUGHTY😈NATIVE👬🏃‍♂️‍➡️🌽 Get ready to SUCK😛 those TURKEY🦃 BREASTS🍈🍉 and LICK👅 those THIGHS🍗🍗 Flick 👌🧐 my green BEAN🫘🫛 and eat 😋 my SWEET😫 POTATO🥔🍠 ASSerole🍑🍑🥵Put your 🫵 MACARONI🍝 in my YAMS 🍠🍠 until it gets CHEESY💦🥵😫😫 Send ➡️ THIS to 🔟 HOES⛏️ your MOST THANKFUL ❤️❤️ for 🙌 Get 0️⃣ back and your EGGS🥚 won’t ❌🙂‍↔️ get DEVILED👹👹 Get 5️⃣ back and you MAY🧐🤨 get deFLOWERed 🌸😱😏 Get 🔟 back and that TURKEY🦃♥♥♥♥♥🐱IS GETTING STUFFED🥱🫨 WITH ♥♥♥-PKIN 🎃 PIE🥧🍰💦
ash 2024 年 9 月 19 日 下午 2:18 
I turned myself into a pickle, morty! I'm pickle riiiiiiiick! ahahaha *farts*
Wisey 2024 年 9 月 11 日 上午 11:33 
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Primus 2024 年 9 月 2 日 下午 12:13 
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
FredyFabear 2024 年 8 月 30 日 下午 7:18 
A girl.... AND a gamer?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd\~
whoops its god 2024 年 8 月 28 日 下午 7:44 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I WANNA SMELL THOSE GIRL-GAMER-DEW BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!