🧍🏻‍♀️MAMA🤰🏻MIA👶🏻🥰it looks like🦅Amerikkka’s👮🏼‍♂️favorite 🤩 🔫🎇BACKSHOT💦 artist 🧑‍🎨 has been 📸 caught🔭👣🥵 SLOBBERIN👅😛 on that 🍔MEAT🌭 at MICKY Ds🍆😭 Luigi 💪MAN🙋🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️gione put the MAN 🚹 in MAN🧟‍♂️slaughter🔪😵 or (looking 👀 at 🎶spotify🎧) the 🏳️‍🌈♥♥♥♥👨‍❤️‍👨 in 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨♥♥♥♥👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩CIDE💀send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of ur⚒️PROLETARIAT👷PAISANS🍕 to show how UNITED our 🥰CARE⚕️is for this CEO👨‍💼SLAYYY💅💄ER🎒 if you get 5️⃣ back you wont🚫get to go to luigis in🌽♥♥♥♥🧑‍⚖️ment😭 if you get 🔟 back youll get to taste 👅 that THICK📏😳ITALIAN🍝SAUSAGE🌭before it gets ⚡️🪑BARBECUED🔥🥵 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back then ur invited 💌🥳 to the🤑BILLIONAIRE👴🏻👨🏼‍💼BACKSHOT🍑🩸🍽️BONANZA🎉🎊

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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a beautiful (and intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here, so if you require and guidance, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. Before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed if you are interested in me, as many women are. I am a man of standard, and not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. Rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing time. Consider me ur jett: a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together. You play valorant, are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

♥♥♥♥♥ is👹workin overtime💪to make a new level of hell ⚒🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY fukken DIED!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS💣, GENOCIDES😡😢, MILITARY💂COUPS💥, and🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also hillary clinton's 👵🏻close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡⁉️ we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act &send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY D1CK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED🤤🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏

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what the hell did you just say to me over subspace, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ensign.I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed