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Keanu tried to warn you in The Day the Earth Stood Still

ESO got much better since its launch. Subscription required for content. Decent MMO 7/10
+ The best Elder Scrolls game not actually made by Bethesda
+ Game works ok on Steamdeck and graphics from Elder Scrolls: Oblivion look fine
- Subscription is worth it for however long you like it. That's until you inevitably forget you're still paying for it
- Not Skyrim Game Of the Decade Special Edition Remastered Online

Dark Bloodborne Souls 5 is the most impressive game yet from (from?) FromSoftware
+ works on Steamdeck... just don't
- Lost bet expecting FromSoftware to turn into pay to play company
- Godskin Duo
- Nerfed my broken bleed build

Boy of War is the Fast Five of the God of War franchise. I can't wait for Kratos to become translucent and go to space in God of War 10!
+ Great story about the MCU families and the history of Asgard
- Story was written by Andrew Tate and sets unrealistic expectations for boys going through puberty and expecting power.

The best version of Oregon Trail ever made
+ Can mod one of the best games made
+ Runs well enough on Steamdeck
- Game made me eat ice cream because it made me sad. Now I'm fat
- Too much animal cruelty

Never could read the books, but the game so good it made me literate
+ Can mod one of the best games made
+ Runs okay on Steamdeck
- Couldn't select dialog for Netflix writers
- Game recasted Henry Cavil

The Secret Life of Pets the Game is worth every penny 9.5/10
+ Cats so good you'll like them even if you're a dog person
+ 6GB download, runs great on steamdeck
- Expected silly cat simulator and got an amazing story game instead

GTA5 is still the most played age restricted game for a reason
+ GTA5 campaign has Trevor
+ GTA5 online has free expansions and weekly deals
- GTA5 online on PC has cheaters. (You can change servers to avoid cheaters or Orbital Cannon them until they leave)
- Rockstar put vehicles behind paywall and betrayed me after heist
- Stunt camera killed me
- Every expansion injures a GTA6 developer

Great puzzle game. Amazing experience. Avoid anything about the game and just play it.

If you're seriously struggling find a spoiler free guide for the area you're stuck on.

Fallout franchise is GOAT tier and FO4 is its best homeless psycho simulator entry to date

+ Story isn't the best in the Fallout franchise, but the entire campaign experience is still great.
+ Escape Vault, collect cans, build your own shelter to plot to escape homelessness and plot against entire segments of the population
+ Mods made to enhance the game
- Mods made by sickos
- Still better to get and play the game outside of Steam to escape Creation Club controversy to install controversial mods
- Synths vs Liberty Prime