atrazine has had a severe effect on my sexual orientation

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(if you don't get the joke, atrazine was part of the LGBTQ chemical conspiracy theory, and this specific line is a reference to a alex jones quote, "I DON'T LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!". further reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8 , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrazine#Amphibians)