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Valheim is honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible, after 14hrs the gameplay still feels fresh, after significant advancement the enemies don't feel too weak. It still feels like theres a ton more to discover and see. The game's artstyle works incredibly well and its biomes look great. The grind doesn't feel like a grind because of all the cool ♥♥♥♥ you're making and the toys you get to play with. I would recommend not looking too much up about the game when you play it for the first time, it adds to the experience. Regardless, this game is fun as hell and 30x better with friends, highly recommended.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible

map game good

Ark 1 was objectively a good game however, Wildcard has completely reversed my opinion on this game in a matter of seconds.

They are updating the game to UE5, calling it a remaster, charging $50 for it, recharging you $40 total for the DLCs, and cutting support for Ark 1 servers forcing you to pay $90 if you want to keep playing the game you already own. Not to mention the fact that the game director stated that the UE5 update would be free. I overlooked the DLCs before Early Access and the constant delaying of releases but this is obscene. This is the scummiest business practice I have ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen, its a spit in the face of any Ark 1 player, and should be considered a damn crime, if not an act of genuine terrorism upon my heart, my soul, and my wallet.

In b, you play as Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen, a German pilot ace on his daring journey to stardom.
The game is story based and filled with emotion and turmoil as the story unfoldeds before you. I recommend setting aside a couple hours to play through this masterpiece. Here is a quick summary of this game's main character so you can get a taste for the action packed gameplay that lies within!

Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen (born Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen; 2 May 1892 – 21 April 1918), also known as the "b", was a fighter pilot with the German Air Force during World War I. He is considered the ace-of-aces of the war, being officially credited with 80 air combat victories.

Originally a cavalryman, Richthofen transferred to the Air Service in 1915, becoming one of the first members of Fighter Squadron No. a in 1916. He quickly distinguished himself as a fighter pilot, and during 1917 became leader of Fighter Squadron No. c and then the larger unit Fighter Wing No. 1, better and popularly known as "The Flying b" or "B's Circus" because of the bright colours of its aircraft, and perhaps also because of the way the unit was transferred from one area of allied air activity to another - moving like a travelling b in trains, and frequently setting up in tents on improvised airfields. By 1918, Richthofen was regarded as a national hero in Germany, and respected and admired even by his enemies.

Pros
Has big O'l floppy dongs

Cons
The dongometer does not go far enough

This game is amazing and it is hard to sum up how much fun you will have playing it but luckily there is a song that does the job for me:

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally (Naturally)
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me (It's music to me)
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

This game took such a hard 180. It couldn't keep me entertained for 12 hours at launch but now, two years later with full support from the devs it has brought me fun for 40 hours and counting. I am so glad to see Hello Games fix their aborted fetus that was No Mans Sky. I hope they continue to show support as they have promised (although their promises mean nothing) and this game continues to thrive. Truly a labor of love.

This game is on a whole other level of amazing. I downloaded this expecting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fishing game to have a couple of laughs at before swiftly uninstalling but I was wrong. I was greeted by a cluster **** of fish catching stupidity with MMO like mechanics.

PROS
-numerous quests
-graphics aren't utter crap
-time consuming quests/gameplay
-many items to make your character look more kawaii
-infinite fishes (not really)
-fighting the fish can be action packed
-playing with friends if extremely fun
-decent progression and stats system

CONS
-begining can by pretty orcaward (Im sorry)
-the whole experience can be slightly overwhelming due to the packed HUD

Overall this game is a masterpiece 10/10

I really don't sea why people dislike this game so much, they are all full of carp! (They are taking control)

Why did i download it? Oh for the Halibut! (Please help I can't stop)

Water you thinking about? Downloading this game? Do it! (THE PUNS CANNOT BE STOPPED)

This game really hooked me in! (THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE TRUTH)

Overall I wouldn't call this a very biting review (PUNS RULE ALL, PUNS SHALL CONSUME ALL, THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO WHERE TO HIDE)




I didn't do this on porpoise I swear.

10/10 Would Fish Pun Again

This game is awesome. When you play as humans you feel as if your being hunted, as if your never safe. You have the right equipment to tske down the dinos but you just have that feeling as if something is watching you. When you play as dinosuars it feels as if you have to stealthily track down and kill humans or go in in an all out rampage. You are strong enough to easily dispatch human players but when human players group together (Which is what usually happens) you need skill and otherdinosaurs to eliminate the opposition. This game makes both humans and dinosaurs equally fun to play with and now with the addition of crates, item drops, and trading, this game is the best.