Recent reviews by Jork the mind, not the peanits

Ive played over 73 hours in this game and havent beaten it.

I have played 79 hours and haven't beaten the game.

(edit) I beat the game

i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a wep on
very good i dont like halo

one of the best games ive played, a true art piece
POLICE OF THE STATE TO COME

Good game but its kind of short, and the extra content isn't enough to keep me playing. Ironic that the Nazis took over the US, and weird that they're still Germans. Good conclusion from the first game.

At 2 hours and 1 campaign in, i can affirmatively say this is better than anything you'll ever do in cod zombies, one of the best zombie games ever made. Love the expansive modding community. Was revolutionary for the time and still continues to impress, while still showing its age at times with minor details. Fits many play styles, can be relaxing or intense depending on how you want to play. Must buy anytime its on sale.

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overwatch

POGGERS KEANU CHUNGUS WHOLESOME 100

footie ♥♥♥♥, and also the dumbest ai in recent games

that being said still better than fifa 20