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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 145.6 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Mar @ 3:20pm

Safe to say I love slime. I made slime as a kid. I watch slime ASMR. I bought a damn tub of slime recently to poke it. Now you're telling me I get to raise them like sentient pets and they SQUEAK at me?! F this game, it's going to destroy my life, and I will let it. I don't own the slimes, THEY OWN ME.
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