Hey chum. Seen my ipod around?

*corpse turns into wooden log and dissapears*

"POOF!"

*appears behind you*

"hmph, sore dake ka?" (translator note: "sore dake ka?" means: "Is that all?"

*unsheathes lightning uchigatana +5 on the left hand and the one true keyblade (X-blade) on my right hand*

"UWOOOOOOOOOHHHH"

*slashes at you with both blades at the same time causing an X pattern of light to appear over your body*

"I'M NOT DONE YET!"

*Bites own thumb*

"SuMmOnInG JuTsU!!"

*Ayane from DoA appears wearing a purple bikini and begins casting a death spell* (http://youtu.be/sn5SWIIOCFE?t=17s)

*joins Ayane in chanting the spell at the last part*

"Go... BOOM!"

*your body and mind explodes and is pulverizes from existence and eternal fantasia*

"Let's go, darling, Our job here is done"

*Ayane and me dissapear into our ninja village to care for our six children (we had sex six times)*3

gimme dat meatball

aw boo, log back on:-P