Recent reviews by El Borat

Never played any of the Diablo games before - friend of mine referred the game to me "c'mon mate, let's grind the ♥♥♥♥ out of it". I heavily resisted, since I didn't want to jump into the game, simply because it wasn't available on Steam back then - only trough Blizzard Launcher and the most important thing... stupid Achievements.

2 weeks ago the game went on sale for roughly 53€ and I said, f*ck it, let's give it a try. The first hours were a bit difficult to get into the gameplay, since I never played anything relatable besides Titan Quest prob 15 years ago. But hey, the fully animated cutscenes are mindblowingly gorgeous!!!! Well... Time passed by, I got to the point I could collect these mysterious paragon points, the hell is this I thought back then. My bud introduced me to the whole topics like gear choise, aspects and paragon builds, almost blew my head with that much of information I didn't expect to recieve.

Some more time went by, damn, I already netted 73 hours in this game and still have to get level 100 to kill the hardest Lilith.
The game sucks you in and doesn't let you out. Instead of working out or meeting with friends, I was grinding the game right after work for several hours every day and the fun is still there, I still want to kill the world boss and am looking forward to the end game content of s2 and the upcoming s3 to grind the crap out of the next meta build.

The only thing I can say is that I can fully recomend this game, if you're into nerding the sh*t out of this game, farm the best equip and rush trough nightmare dungeons up to level 100. If you want to run around and slap mobs or gettin killed by some bad ass monsters or some jackass pvp players, who kill you even thou you still are 20 levels below them, get the game! It's fun, it pushes you to get better, so Git gud!

Finally, I want to give props to the man who led me to all this:

Hermes, thank you brother, it is a pleasure to have you <3

Growing up with God of War on PS2 & PSP was a great time - Kratos was furious, angry and destructive.
After a long hiatus from the GoW world the game finally got released on PC and with decent hardware it was a masterpiece to enjoy!
The story was breathtaking and emotional - so was Kratos - not a one-dimensional character, who wrecks them gods but actually a father who cares for someone besides himself and only wants the best for his boy.

Would play again if I didn't have the memory of a damn elephant.

10/10

It's over 9000!

After completing this game about 6 years ago in a relatively short time I got the urge to play it with better visuals. Thank god it was on sale and therefore I purchased it. Wow, these graphics are overwhelming and the performance is more than okay for a pretty old game.
The big deal with GTA 5 is that the online mode gets bunch of updates and new content that pubg sucks D I C K for decades with their visual crap, especially after the battle-royale-est-que mode got introduced.
Still gotta finish the story but got hung up in the online mode for bunch of hours even though I dont have the time to.
Big thumbs up.

A lovely game about 5 friends - adventures, riddles and arch enemies. A fantastic and heart warming point and click adventure for everybody.
What a shame that I had this game for more than 5 years in my library and played it as late as today.
Big thumbs up for the developers.

Slice some Uruks, scare some Warlords, ride a caragor - well - that sums it all up - the hustle game of the middle earth.
Would hustle again!

Eines der Spiele, die dumm sind, aber besonders viel Spaß bereiten: Zombie Army Trilogy.
Ich weiß nicht, wie die Entwickler es geschafft haben, aber es sind jede meine Swastika zu sehen, auch wenn ein bisschen abgeändert. Da geht doch jedem Hobby-Rechtem das Herz auf, oder?
Aber darum soll es auch nicht gehen. Nein. Es geht um die tollen Killcams, die die Zombies auf genauste Art und Weise zeigen (oder zumindest das, was danach noch übrig bleibt).
Es ist eben das typische Sniper Elite Feeling, aber bloß mit ächtzenden und nervigen Gestalten, die dich ins Bein beißen, wenn du nicht oft genug auf sie eintrittst. Eben so realistisch wie TWD, bloß mit weiteren Features wie Summonern und Gunnern und den beliebten TNT-Runnern, oh wie viel Hass können diese rotleuchtenden A-Löcher in einem entfachen?
Ich glaub ich schweife ab, also lass ich das schreiben lieber! Du und deine (am besten 3) Freunde startet einfach das Spiel und metztelt ein paar Zombies nieder. Wenns zu langweilig wird, und das wird es schnell, einfach mal auf Sniper Elite-Schwierigkeit loslegen und man verzweifelt an manchen Missionen, aber was wäre der Mensch ohne Herausforderungen?

Von mir ein 11/11 für die Dummheit und Genialität dieses Spiels zugleich.

Würde es der Schwiegermutter weiterempfehlen.

After having the game lots of years and spending hours on the xbox and then here on Steam I just wanted to update the review.
The gameplay is solid just like every GTA was. But the engine is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, even with a rx480 you just can't play at max details.
But it's not about the details, it' all about drama and your fat cousin, who constantly wants to go with you play bowling or billiard or needs you as a wing.
Anyway, you gotta help ya fam out of some serious ♥♥♥♥ they got when mocking up against some soviet bad ass mofos.
Stay strong and you will make a lot of new friends, even gay ones. This game was more LGBT than the society today - I mean, just imagine - an east-block convervative, propably a bit homophobic comes to America and gets his mind twisted by juicy Brucie, how awesome is that?
Hail 'Murica, at least you don't dissapoint in video games :)