Recenzii recente de Mn₂O₇

Judging by other reviews, I've played with that dumb person that plays with everyone and I can confirm that this person still haven't learnt how to describe things or understand sailor's emotion.

Somehow last trial is the easiest one, since 1st button is free, paths to 2nd and 4th buttons you can just memorise. 3rd button is only one jump that you need to time (or two at worst). And 5th requires other person to just tell you from where platform will be going so you know if you need to do small/medium or big jump and to what side.

Real names of trials are:
✧ Rage;
✧ Silent treatment;
✧ I CAN DO THIS MYSELF.

Last cinematic was super laggy for both me and co-op pepega person.

Soul Crushing Experience.
I was angry when I was doing variety of arenas in BL2 and Pre-Sequel, thinking "those are so boring, why would you put so many of those in one game, who thought that this is fun". What a sweet summer child I was, back then I haven't seen this one just yet. Now that I did, it became something between my worst nightmare, my archenemy and very powerful soporific drug, that not just puts you into sleep, but makes you feel PAIN. Playing this is like being put into sleep, where you watch never-ending nightmare, that is compilation of most embarrassing moments of your life and there's no way to wake up.
Only thing that was somewhat different from every other arena in every other Borderlands game is that this one has random modifiers, but it doesn't make it any more fun and in some cases, arguably, makes it only worse.
Offers no story other than some information on Moxxi's marriages, where all of this could've been put into single sentence.
Required to get all achievements in the game.
If I'll ever decide to kidnap someone to torture them, I'll use this DLC as my main instrument to subject them to this very unusual, but nevertheless cruel punishment.

Most people that do not recommend getting this one do so because game is unfinished and most likely never will be.
However, if you do know that it is in such state and do not really care, you still might wonder if it's worth getting.
• Unskipable cutscenes and credits.
• At most around 4 hours long to complete both of released episodes (~2 hours each).
• Choices do not matter. You have them, but most dialogues that you pick end up the same, often with same reaction from NPC to all of them.
• Visually looks meh by now and many of character animations are bad.
• There's no difficulty settings and with elderly-friendly QTE is in the game, I would've wanted to have difficulty settings just to have it faster.
• Mini-game with board for linking evidence is one of better parts of the game, my only criticism about it is how text for it written, where some of it are repeats of same thing.
• Shooting in the game is nothing special itself, while also making everything feel less real with the amount of goons it throws at your character.
• Easy enough 100% achievements if you care about those.
It's not too bad, but I also cannot find myself recommending it to anyone other than completionists, looking for easy 100%.

Did you ever dream of boosting your KDA in a fan-fiction on Eliot Ness & Al Capone?
Only here you'll get an option of kill stealing not one, but whole two kills with an imaginary one as a bonus! As well as deciding if one background character, that you'll never see again, will die or not.
One of more annoying things in the game is the fact that you cannot skip cutscenes, which gets even more annoying when you're going for a replay of some part of episode to see if picking other choice does anything or to collect evidence pieces for achievement (which also requires you to finish the scene, otherwise whatever you collect won't count). As developer stated "skipping some cutscenes/dialogue during second playthroughs would be really difficult for us to implement it", however, regardless of how difficult it is to implement, it is not here and it is annoying to have to sit through those multiple times.
Visually liked Episode 1 over Episode 2 with how some of the red coloring in locations was used, where it wasn't highlighting any object that could/should be red in red, but most of those in Episode 1 were the ones that you needed for evidence interactions. Here you get a lot of stuff like red carpets and some random Xmas decorations to be red just because those usually red, which is distracting and opposite of how you want to use red highlighter.
This episode also comes with flashback part and nightmare part, where flashback is alright as long as you don't pick to kill the right hand man (because then you get a character giving speech to a corpse, which is too "cartoony villain guy") and nightmare part could've been okay if it was used to introduce some hidden morality system that would give you one out of two endings at very end of the game, depends on how many people you decided to kill secure yourself or save (as it is with receptionist woman in this Episode). However, considering that game most likely will never have an ending, this nightmare part feels somewhat of complete waste of time.
Found part where crybaby boy calls Sofia "♥♥♥♥♥" to be kind of weird too.
Date with Delphine and her reactions to everything that you do is just something else. If you buy a cookie for her daughter, she'll nag you for not getting something for her instead. If you pick mistletoe as somewhat of a gift for her, she'll nag you for not caring enough about her daughter. Somehow not getting anything is best option, because you'll be lectured less.
They also got rid of only character that I did like, which I don't mind too much considering there's nothing else to play, but I probably would've minded it more if there were 3 more episodes to play.
Made me feel like my choices don't matter more than Episode 1 did, even with all the kill steals it offers.

Bug Infestation of the Year Enhanced.
Crashes.
When you close the game sometimes process doesn't stop.
Keeps placing marker on map (usually top left corner, sometimes bottom right), outside of the map borders that you didn't put. From searching it on forums, this one is very common thing to happen.
When someone joins for co-op, keep hearing them with in-game voice, even tho voice chat is disabled everywhere possible (not only in my settings, but also in settings of person who's joining), so I'm forced to manually mute them in lobby on every rejoin.
When playing The Zombie Osland of Doctor Ned, co-op partner wasn't getting first two achievements related to completing missions and one for killing Ned. Same happened again for completing all missions in The Secret Armory of General Knoxx, which is even more annoying than Ned ones, since it's achievement for doing literally every mission this DLC has.
CL4P-TP broadcasts in Claptrap's New Robot Revolution are extremely loud and do not match sound settings of in-game voices or anything else. At one point person that i was playing with, went afk without muting themselves and I could hear CL4P-TP screams from their headphones.
Sometimes Roland forgets how to sit in a car (which happens both with gunner and driver seats):
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3039685356
Only good thing about it so far is the fact that DLCs are built-in.

Writer of this story might have "background in psychology", but not in common sense.
Entire story should take around half-hour long, as advertised on store page, so for something so short to have even a couple logical errors, seems as too many.
Even if we ignore:
How Grete and Hans dressed, compared to everyone else;
First chapter of the story completely, since it doesn't claim to be anything other than "urban legend".
We would still have everything that is wrong with Part 2 of this novel (and Part 3 is couple of lines long, so it exists only to say "the end" and to match amount of characters that are in the room, telling stories), which is the longest part of it.
· How Grete and Jade hear dialogue between Hans and "handsome guy" when passing otherwise empty park, without getting closer and without being noticed? And they did have to hear the dialogue, because otherwise Grete wouldn't know about handsome guy planing to visit Hans at home later.
· Grete described as "20-something years old", so her twin should be the same age, and if he's 20-something years old guy, they should have different voices. Yes, handsome guy points out that their "genders aren't the only difference between twins", but first thing that came to mind was that they have different personalities. And if he was actually pointing out them having different voices, then it's crazy that Grete didn't think of that before trying to pose as Hans.
And both of those things lead us to last thing, that is more connected to Part 1, but through everything that did happen in Part 2 and Part 3.
· Why the heck James is the one to start with telling urban legend, when it seems that he was the one lured by other two to get killed, because they couldn't tell him Grete and Han's story if they weren't going to kill him? And not only that, but he also starts telling urban legend on Cannibal Boy, which is "too good to be true" with how much it is on point with what's gonna happen with him.

Game started like a lot of effort went into effects of Prologue, which were dropped completely right after it ended.
Music is alright, art is decent, story is lacking.
Also can't take screenshots with F12 for some reason.
Easy 100% achievements, but it's still profile features limited.

In this DLC you pay to put a beard on an cyclops, so cyclops doesn't feel too cold in the snow. However the ungrateful bastard will thank you with the totem that disables traps, just so next time you'll think twice before paying for cyclops's comfort in harsh weather. And because he's a big stronk boi that doesn't need your babysitting!
It feel better having this DLC while playing base game, but worse if you get it later after base game is finished, since then you'll also will get less use out of trinket/trap/weapon that you get with this.
Cold as Eyes also offers 3 winter-themed maps, which isn't much, considering there's also no story to them. Maps from this DLC are also more laggy in Endless mode than ones from base game, which feels more apparent with more and more traps that you put.
This DLC is required if you care to get 100% achievements and I would advise to wait for a sale.

Note: if you're playing this in co-op both players have to own DLC.
Also, for some reason, person that joined me for co-op Endless on this DLC's map didn't get achievement for getting 5 skulls in that mode, while I did get it. Similar achievement for Endless on Tipping the Scales map worked fine for both of us, but this one for Cold as Eyes or given only to host or sometimes glitches out.

Most of the campaign feels like overblown tutorial and I hate tutorials. But if you try to play anything other than "tutorial", it's only sandbox and I dislike Sandboxes even more than tutorial.
Most of the gameplay feels like managing Finances more than making any coffees and making some of the coffees feel just bad. I understand that Olive Oil, for example, is reference to Oleato, but why Mayo in coffee is a thing? What about Fish Sauce only association I had with Fish Sauce was murder case of Sanda Dia so yeah.../Tabasco/Butter? And sure enough, you go and start searching answers by committing sin of googling it and you'll Fish some answers there and there that those are actually a thing, but if game wanted to teach me something about coffee, why none of this information is present in the game (for example somewhere as description in research)? Because only thing I've felt as someone who drinks black coffee with nothing in it, is that I'm not only trying to poison my customers, but they actually want out of this game.
Talking about customers... They look cursed.
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3016717667
Generally feels like not enough ingredients even with all those weird ones. Could've easily had more ice cream options with simply just recoloring picture and naming it after other flavor. Could've had condensed milk (with condensed coconut milk as 2nd option of it).
Another thing is that mission where on start you've been told that you have to enable access with pets to your coffee shop, if you turn it to off, they'll still come in with the pets.
Creating latte art in the game doesn't feel good, even with the knowledge of being able to just put pictures in-game files with what you can use as "latte art", because then you don't even draw it, even if it looks time and times better than attempting to do something decent with what game gives you.
After some point in the game where everything feels done, only gameplay you get is sitting, waiting to repair coffee machine (if it before unlocking hiring repairmen) or just waiting to restock. And even with addition of the manager that will do restocks, it'll feel just like clicker game then, since it won't have any gameplay other than time to time creating coffee, changing stations depends on challenge and sometimes pretending to put shelves that you'll remove afterwards.
It's annoying that every time you'll Alt+Tab to other screen, game keeps moving screen in the direction of where your mouse is.
It's uncomfortable that menu doesn't show you if item on the list lost tip bonus because of trend change, I hate having manually go through menu by clicking on existing coffees to check that.
When thief robs you and you don't have security it keeps showing same cinematic again and again. Sure, i'ts skippable, but after every time you skip it, game speed resets from what you had to normal. It's annoying. And the fact that it even shows you same cinematic over and over is weird, for being robbed you get notification anyway, so why?

If you sit long enough in one mission, say to do big achievements (1k challenges, 1k days played, 1k recipes created), you'll get reset on your progress (challenge rewards, rating) before you even get those achievements (so you can't even play to flex with big numbers). Rating reset:
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3044230105
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3044230509
Challenge reward reset:
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3044229189

I feel like game needs some other kind of the missions, like maybe changing all furniture in your shop to some trend (plus tool to remove multiple objects at same times, instead of selling one by one). Or organising events (like music performances, like it was in one of first missions), where you actually get to see event being performed or have to buy extra stuff for event (like adding more chairs so people can watch performance, moving some other stuff around so it all fits and preferably with option to save how it was before event so it resets back to it if you like it more), because purchasing guitar in first mission feels no different than buying 4 air conditioners in other mission (since there's nothing happening around them, other than having to pay for air conditioners over time). Anything else, that doesn't feel like endless tutorial combined with a clicker game...

Kind of didn't like it at the start, then Stockholm syndrome kicked in, so I can say:
Some of the creatures have interesting design;
Professor Nakayama is an interesting character;
Even quest with killing rare creatures (which is rng, since them being spawned or not is rng) didn't feel as bad as getting Mr. Miz in Tiny Tina's or Moxxi pictures in Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage.

Mishmash of references to other popular fantasy franchises.
Traversing the map is pain. Huge maps, no cars, sometimes maps are very confusing too.
Has another one 5 round arena (+1 badass round), which is a snoozefest.
Why the heck elevator in Hatred's Shadow isn't active first time you kill everything up there, why is it so necessary to have to kill everything every time you enter this location?
Main story is in every way exactly how you expect it to be, which in the end makes you wonders why did you even bother playing it.
Had as much fun with it as Aubrey the Teenage Treant has being in it.