Recenzii recente de Mn₂O₇

Stop shoving your Plains of Eidolon down to our throats.

Edit:
Coming back to Plains after Orb Vallis and Cambion Drift makes me dislike first one even more (which I thought is not possible). I feel like while in both Orb and Drift you can get away with trying to fish peacefully with non-stealth frame, in Plains you'll get constantly attacked anyway.
Game itself gets boring the second you'll try all mission types and most of the frames (on trying out guns it gets old even faster than with frames). Game is extremely unfriendly to new players and incredibly dull to old players. At one point while leveling frame I've got asked by random teammate why I'm not participating in doing mission's objective and only answer I could've mustered was the fact that I get more fun trying to get into texture on a wall (which I was trying to do at the moment) other than repeat this objective for God-knows-what-time.
I almost did change my review to positive while doing Call of the Tempestarii quest, because I did enjoy the song that much (I do love myself some sea-shanties) and I felt like lore-wise everything was put very nicely. If I'd had to choose to have Warframe as single player game with story and not having to redo all the missions for endless and not enjoyable grind (and grind can be enjoyable, it's just not the case with this one), I'd pick first one. Other than Call, I did enjoy story in The Silver Grove as well, found interesting lore that was given to factions.
However, actually playing the game not only feels like huge waste of time, but also in a boring way. If you also do not have friends to play it with, it's even worse than that.

Everything in game looks like christmas tree. Only difference between them is my christmas tree don't have caterpillars on it.

♥♥♥♥ those guys, I'm in love with princess.
Sadly no route to end up alone and no option to be evil. And no Mythros route.

Kifflom, brother-brother, sister-sister!
Did you know:
Trevor is a proto-hipster.
Dogs tend to talk to Franklin.
There is a stripper midget somewhere in Los Santos.
Michel and Trevor are lovers.
You can see one and only world famous gangster poodle.
You can transform into a cat and participate in a cat race.
Molesting sailors is patriotism.
With Paco the Taco you can learn how to speak Spanish in 5 mins.

The “Game Within A Game” Award
There some Minecraft and Portal in it. But forget about both of them, you can play game about baby and red button.

It feels like this game made by guys who never saw a girl or a woman, but heard of stereotypes.
MC likes shopping, sweets, diets and crying for no reason.
And Lize is everywhere, even somewhere where he is not:
http://i.imgur.com/0cTA1Mk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0GdRzpV.jpg
THIS IS LUFNA'S ROUTE, NOT LIZE'S.
And this game even dares to tell you lies:
http://i.imgur.com/wSofCFw.jpg

Melissa is an alien.

don't fix it

Cozy little game.
Now even if you had accidentally slain your nemesis and keep his skull around in your lair, you can make photo of it and keep setting it on fire, so you'll get the satisfaction of endlessly torturing your long gone enemy as if they still were around. Thanks to this game, Joker doesn't need Batman anymore.

Better play Nancy Drew.