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I hope this email finds you well. I am very impressed by your expertise in this matter. Can you please recommend a surgery process to treat erectile dysfunction caused by the lack of brain cells? Much appreciated.

Regards,
Your Valued Customer

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1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

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4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.

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