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7 people found this review helpful
406.7 hrs on record (304.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
not good

edit: after 300 more hours i can still say its straight trash
Posted 26 October, 2023. Last edited 19 December, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This might be the greatest game ive ever played
Posted 18 August, 2022.
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0.9 hrs on record
castles were crashed
Posted 18 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
99.4 hrs on record (61.6 hrs at review time)
good game :)
Posted 12 February, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.6 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
bussin
Posted 31 January, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
672.9 hrs on record (520.5 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted 5 December, 2021.
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354 people found this review helpful
566 people found this review funny
7,030.0 hrs on record (3,134.2 hrs at review time)
This game is digital crack. Starts off as a harmless $10 pass time and ends up ruining your life by draining your bank account and making you want to die.
Posted 10 June, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
game is complete booty cheeks
Posted 14 June, 2018.
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