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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 18.1 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Nov, 2016 @ 1:51am

Alrighty
Dishonored 2

♥♥♥♥ Clockwork robots
0/10 IGN


;)

Just finished my first playthrough of the game as emily non-lethal, ghost.

Gameplay: Some missions were great, some got me a little angry but that was just me screaming at a clockwork robot to drop dead.

Optimization: They're gonna fix it calm your tits. Only had three problems with the framerate ♥♥♥♥ ups; Very start, escaping the starting mission, and the final-ish boss room. Other than that smoooooth riding.

I give it a 9/10.



(spoilerz)



Story time(two stories b cuz am nic gui):
There is a mission were you get a time device to work your way through a spooky mansion.
I made it through about 20% of the mission all while my volume was cranked up with no lights besides my moniter when suddenly my phone blared techno music through my ear buds(blue tooth was still hooked up).
Needless to say I screamed louder than a hog in a slaughter house.

storeh #2
Prior to entering the spooky mansion here is a hard enigma that you CAN do without any help or you can side with the overseers/gangsters who will help you find a way in/give you the code. I did not know that last part.
I spent three hours (in real life ) trying to figure out this enigma. I asked my whole friends list for help and we still struggled. Pissing in a can was not fun while listening to six other ninerteen year old men shouting at eachother over a video game riddle.
10/10 would yell about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' red hat again.
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