+rep Owes me 500 Yeencoins

Monkey

You wake up. you're still a lizard sun bathing on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a bug.

Gay

Your subjective view or judgement shows a strong correlation with the objective, factual truth of the current point in the time component of the spacetime continuum in which I am speaking this statement. This implies that this subjective view is likely based on solid reasoning and you are likely to be correct in the opinion that belongs to the person I am speaking to, who is, coincidentally, you. On the other hand, I do have in my figurative possession, that being a mental idea rather than a physical object as the word "possession" may more commonly imply, have a strong rebuttal and opposing piece of evidence that would discount that opinion of yours and instead reinforce my own view.

Thus, off to visit your mother.

I hereby declare to the person to whom I'm speaking to, using the English lexicon to do so, that my family name as written in my birth certificate is most commonly known as "Bond". Furthermore, I will also use the same method of linguistics to clarify that the first name associated with my aforementioned family name, as chosen by my parents, is known as "James". Using the widely used English lexicon once more, I will state that the 2 aforementioned names associated with me, when put together, shall be known and pronounced as "James Bond".