Smells bad

♥♥♥♥ you cheating ♥♥♥♥♥ bastard i hope you get killed in a brutal car crash

Wow, I really wanna be this dudes girlfriend!
He’s so cool and nice. He complains about how all women are the same a lot, which I think is super hot;)
He calls ladies dishwashers (great sense of humor! Super original and clever)
And he’s even charismatic! He opens doors for women and compliments them in hopes they will have sex with him! What a genius
And he’s such a good person. I mean... of course he’s not nice to men and ugly women! They’re not potential sex partners! But he’s very respectful of women. Hot women who he wants to sleep with, that is!
I, a petite Japanese woman with huge breasts, am incredibly attracted to him

i know where he lives

+rep broke into my house

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for moreZ