i know i am, but sorry honey, we’ve already got a 5 man. It consists of; me, igl of dreams, leading the charge as we rush lower tunnels on d2; stains, dubbed new shroud by thorin, able to pop a head from a mile away; diego, the man who is capable of holding ct spawn for rounds on end (some say he has never even opened the buy menu); gimli, the pro with the p90, he has w bound to left click but still pops off every game; and lastly, ethan butts, destroyer of monitors and desks alike, banned from entering sweden after ikea pronounced his misdeeds as ‘war-crimes’. So next time you want to try and flirt your way into my team or my scrimz, remember this: “DIRTY FINGERS, SMELLY BREATH’ - P