Recent reviews by tv/Cupperbutt

i like running around bullying kids in my underwear

What I liked: not much
What I disliked: most of it

Was expecting to be immersed in detailed cities and an amazing soundtrack, instead got over a thousand empty planets and a group of companions who don't let you be anything but "good"

I am very good at this game naturally because I've been training for it my whole life. Most of my worldly possessions were acquired from the trash, including groceries. Had to learn how to throw pigeons, though. 10/10

The sense of accomplishment comes from uninstalling

Stealth kill doesn't work anymore for me, so when I inevitably "alert" the enemy after hovering behind him crouched for 0.2 nanoseconds, I'm forced into combat as a low level character and inevitably die. Then the ENTIRE quest resets. I rage quit.

I played for about an hour with a friend today and saw more bears than any other animal, by a long shot. I WANT to sink my teeth into the game, like make a shelter and craft stuff and level up, but not when I'm spending 75% of my time running back to my body and getting ambushed by bears. It's ridiculous. I'm level 6 and getting a seemingly endless onslaught of bears in their 20s. What's the point fighting those?

PROS
has mounts
smooth combat

CONS
forced pvp
frequent server crashes

valheim but its fallout

cute story, good animations (just like sims 4), and fun easter-egg type achievements. however, I think I have carpal tunnel now from how much pointing and clicking is needed. you don't move with WASD. you click in the direction you want to move and it's clunky, which gets finicky if your mouse isn't in the exact spot to move or interact with something. also, one of the NPC's dialogue in the main town is the wrong audio file (sounds like someone who's not a voice actor nor a native English speaker recorded a line on their phone). Personally, I needed to consult a walkthrough for a lot of stuff.

I would buy the rest of the series if it was WASD, fwiw

i can't wait to buy the battle pass