• Exhaust Fan Broke Years Ago

• Eight Of The Keys Are Glued On

• Popcorn Setting

• NVIDIA Graphics Driver

• Racing Stripe

• 8-In-1 Air Fry

• Spit Liquid Coolant System

• Screams If Poked Forcefully

• XL Dirt Cup

• One Of The USB Ports Has Chewing Gum In It

• I Have Dreams Where It Tells Me It Hates Me

• Frequent Clicking Noise (Indeterminate Source)

• EPA Catalytic Converter

• At Least Two Intel Cores, I Reckon

• High Yield Self Destruct Feature

• Runs Doom

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣯⡳⢯⣉⠉⠳⠦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⣾⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡉⠳⢦⣀⠈⢳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠖⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡤⠞⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠻⢤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠈⡇⢀⣤⠞⠙⣦⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢛⡉⠁⠀⡀⠈⠳⣤⣀⡟⠀⠻⡄⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣄⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⢀⣠⠤⠴⠤⡌⠁⠀⠀⢡⠶⠦⢤⣉⠁⠀⠀⢹⣴⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡟⢿⡖⠾⠘⡞⠉⠀⣀⣠⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠶⠤⠬⠏⠀⢀⣼⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠹⣦⣀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡴⠋⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡹⣎⠛⠢⢤⣄⣀⡀ ¨(̅_̅_̅_̅((_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅() ڪے
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⢾⣧⡀⠀⢸⠇⠈⢹⠋⠉⠉⣼⣡⠞⠁⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠴⠶⠶⠿⡷⠶⠋⠀⠀⠘⢦⣤⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢯⡙⠲⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠘⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠢⢤⣄⣤⠟⣀⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠈⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡟⠀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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