Recente recensies door Terry Bruge-Hiplo

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The Long Dark is exactly what it sounds like in every way.

3 kisses and 3 wet mouths.

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Tropic thunder 6 is the best game about Caribbean music. You listen to great tunes on the radio while playing a video game. 4 wet kisses and 2 gunky mouths.

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In mudderruns you have a mud car in a swamp. You can collect logs and get more logs. Watch out for the sticks. 4 wet mouths and a kiss.

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Counter-Strike is a shooting game where you fight the enemies from a distance. All you need to do is use SG and camp monkey pit. I won 15 games in a row with this strategy. On the 16th game I lost and started camping in JuiceBox with the same gun. Another 13 wins, I have yet to play the 14th game because I was crying too much. I give this game 5 kisses and 5 wet mouths.

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In GTA 5 you play as Lenny on a mission to save his long lost son. I've never experienced a more heart-breaking story since I watched the movie "I saw a dang stranger". I can't give it a proper review because I was crying too much.

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In Rust you built a beautiful corn farm and defended it from wild animals. Best garden simulator since Beam NG. I rate it four wet mouths. No kisses.

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Shot online is a new sports game by korea. You can play many sports with friends that involve goals. I give it an outstanding 2 wet mouths and 3 wet kisses.

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PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS is a game in all caps. You run around and find an AK. I give it 4 wet kisses and a wet mouth.

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Rocket League is a game where cars shoot a baseball into the nets. It's a good game. I give it three wet kisses and one wet mouth.

I'm as rich as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ billionaire now.