This is an exclusive Terry Bruge-Hiplo report:

They are billions is a game about a few dozen bad guys running into wooden spikes. Sometimes there are so many baker's dozens of bad guys the wooden spikes aren't enough. In that case there is another option. Because of that option I give this game a very high rating of 4 wet mouths and a bunch of Italian style kisses with a final straight to the mouth regardless of consent. Sorry, auntie. It's not my fault I grew up in the 40's.

This is an exclusive Terry Bruge-Hiplo report: They are billions is a game about a few dozen bad guys running into wooden spikes. Sometimes there are so many baker's dozens of bad guys the wooden spikes aren't enough. In that case there is another option. Because of that option I give this game a very high rating of 4 wet mouths and a bunch of Italian style kisses with a final straight to the mouth regardless of consent. Sorry, auntie. It's not my fault I grew up in the 40's.